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[Oliolli]

Swordthunders: Proving it is possible to fuck the world without the use of lava since 109.

Also, a resort.

[Awessum Possum]

Bravo! Bravo! Always up for some carnage. At least it had a happy ending.

[zacen299]

Wait Wait "A" Migrant... That guy is a nutjob. I wonder if he'll actually make it to the fortress without dying?

Dwarfed.

HUZZAH! I give myself a week. No make it a month. No no I'll be a vampire and you'll either lock me in a box or kill me. That or a were-creature.

[NCommander]

Wait Wait "A" Migrant... That guy is a nutjob. I wonder if he'll actually make it to the fortress without dying?

Dwarfed.

HUZZAH! I give myself a week. No make it a month. No no I'll be a vampire and you'll either lock me in a box or kill me. That or a were-creature.

No vampires/necromancers in this version :-).

Played through summer, which was rather quiet and boring. Work on automated the FDS continues.

[zacen299]

Wait Wait "A" Migrant... That guy is a nutjob. I wonder if he'll actually make it to the fortress without dying?

Dwarfed.

HUZZAH! I give myself a week. No make it a month. No no I'll be a vampire and you'll either lock me in a box or kill me. That or a were-creature.

No vampires/necromancers in this version :-).

Played through summer, which was rather quiet and boring. Work on automated the FDS continues.

Awwwwww. Fine well regardless I really really hope when and if he dies he goes down in a spectacular way. I don't really care if it is something stupid or brave as long as it's spectacular.

[Farmerbob]

Wait Wait "A" Migrant... That guy is a nutjob. I wonder if he'll actually make it to the fortress without dying?

Dwarfed.

HUZZAH! I give myself a week. No make it a month. No no I'll be a vampire and you'll either lock me in a box or kill me. That or a were-creature.

No vampires/necromancers in this version :-).

Played through summer, which was rather quiet and boring. Work on automated the FDS continues.

Awwwwww. Fine well regardless I really really hope when and if he dies he goes down in a spectacular way. I don't really care if it is something stupid or brave as long as it's spectacular.

Well, you can always ask to be assigned as a beekeeper.  In this version of the game, they never survive long.  They typically die horribly while staring at a bee hive.

[zacen299]

Wait Wait "A" Migrant... That guy is a nutjob. I wonder if he'll actually make it to the fortress without dying?

Dwarfed.

HUZZAH! I give myself a week. No make it a month. No no I'll be a vampire and you'll either lock me in a box or kill me. That or a were-creature.

No vampires/necromancers in this version :-).

Played through summer, which was rather quiet and boring. Work on automated the FDS continues.

Awwwwww. Fine well regardless I really really hope when and if he dies he goes down in a spectacular way. I don't really care if it is something stupid or brave as long as it's spectacular.

Well, you can always ask to be assigned as a beekeeper.  In this version of the game, they never survive long.  They typically die horribly while staring at a bee hive.

Let me guess stung to death?

[Farmerbob]

Wait Wait "A" Migrant... That guy is a nutjob. I wonder if he'll actually make it to the fortress without dying?

Dwarfed.

HUZZAH! I give myself a week. No make it a month. No no I'll be a vampire and you'll either lock me in a box or kill me. That or a were-creature.

No vampires/necromancers in this version :-).

Played through summer, which was rather quiet and boring. Work on automated the FDS continues.

Awwwwww. Fine well regardless I really really hope when and if he dies he goes down in a spectacular way. I don't really care if it is something stupid or brave as long as it's spectacular.

Well, you can always ask to be assigned as a beekeeper.  In this version of the game, they never survive long.  They typically die horribly while staring at a bee hive.

Let me guess stung to death?

Nope, they just get stuck.  Apparently beekeepers get mesmerized by bee hives and just stare at them until something kills them.

[zacen299]

Wait Wait "A" Migrant... That guy is a nutjob. I wonder if he'll actually make it to the fortress without dying?

Dwarfed.

HUZZAH! I give myself a week. No make it a month. No no I'll be a vampire and you'll either lock me in a box or kill me. That or a were-creature.

No vampires/necromancers in this version :-).

Played through summer, which was rather quiet and boring. Work on automated the FDS continues.

Awwwwww. Fine well regardless I really really hope when and if he dies he goes down in a spectacular way. I don't really care if it is something stupid or brave as long as it's spectacular.

Well, you can always ask to be assigned as a beekeeper.  In this version of the game, they never survive long.  They typically die horribly while staring at a bee hive.

Let me guess stung to death?

Nope, they just get stuck.  Apparently beekeepers get mesmerized by bee hives and just stare at them until something kills them.

What... also that isn't spectacular. No no no I need him to get in the way of a forgotten beast (while not in the military) and be hit and explode or something like that. Well that or something like breaching a pool of water in a way that causes him to fall off a cliff or something.

[Eric Blank]

...though since magma doesn't pressurize...

It does. How do you think dwarven landmines work? Pump magma several levels above ground, with a large cistern, and open a hatch down at ground level. All the magma in the cistern flies out the hatch.

Naturally occurring magma doesn't have pressure, but once it's pumped it does.

[NCommander]

Wait Wait "A" Migrant... That guy is a nutjob. I wonder if he'll actually make it to the fortress without dying?

Dwarfed.

HUZZAH! I give myself a week. No make it a month. No no I'll be a vampire and you'll either lock me in a box or kill me. That or a were-creature.

No vampires/necromancers in this version :-).

Played through summer, which was rather quiet and boring. Work on automated the FDS continues.

Awwwwww. Fine well regardless I really really hope when and if he dies he goes down in a spectacular way. I don't really care if it is something stupid or brave as long as it's spectacular.

Well, you can always ask to be assigned as a beekeeper.  In this version of the game, they never survive long.  They typically die horribly while staring at a bee hive.

Let me guess stung to death?

Nope, they just get stuck.  Apparently beekeepers get mesmerized by bee hives and just stare at them until something kills them.

What... also that isn't spectacular. No no no I need him to get in the way of a forgotten beast (while not in the military) and be hit and explode or something like that. Well that or something like breaching a pool of water in a way that causes him to fall off a cliff or something.

You just got the beekeeper labor, and I'm installed the hives in skylight section of the catacombs where the goblins washed in.

...though since magma doesn't pressurize...

It does. How do you think dwarven landmines work? Pump magma several levels above ground, with a large cistern, and open a hatch down at ground level. All the magma in the cistern flies out the hatch.

Naturally occurring magma doesn't have pressure, but once it's pumped it does.

Didn't know that. I generally don't do much with magma traps as I hate building pumpstacks.

[zacen299]

Wait Wait "A" Migrant... That guy is a nutjob. I wonder if he'll actually make it to the fortress without dying?

Dwarfed.

HUZZAH! I give myself a week. No make it a month. No no I'll be a vampire and you'll either lock me in a box or kill me. That or a were-creature.

No vampires/necromancers in this version :-).

Played through summer, which was rather quiet and boring. Work on automated the FDS continues.

Awwwwww. Fine well regardless I really really hope when and if he dies he goes down in a spectacular way. I don't really care if it is something stupid or brave as long as it's spectacular.

Well, you can always ask to be assigned as a beekeeper.  In this version of the game, they never survive long.  They typically die horribly while staring at a bee hive.

Let me guess stung to death?

Nope, they just get stuck.  Apparently beekeepers get mesmerized by bee hives and just stare at them until something kills them.

What... also that isn't spectacular. No no no I need him to get in the way of a forgotten beast (while not in the military) and be hit and explode or something like that. Well that or something like breaching a pool of water in a way that causes him to fall off a cliff or something.

You just got the beekeeper labor, and I'm installed the hives in skylight section of the catacombs where the goblins washed in.

I was asking for that. I'm so going to die next time anything attacks.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Oh god, the quotation abuse!

[zacen299]

Oh god, the quotation abuse!

lol

[ThatAussieGuy]

NCommander, would you be so kind as to sentence the quote pyramid'ers in the traditional Swordthunders way? 

Warren them in hell and have them (re)build the HellWalls!




TO THE WALLS WITH YOU!