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[cousac]

YUS. Now. Write an excerpt in the the Crundle Leather Book. This part of the book is the descriptory part.

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"Zas Ebal, the Masterwork Artifact Crundle Leather Book with a terrosaur blood pentacle on the front, on the back
is a pig tail fiber sock. Inside there is a fire. It is blue. Horrifying screams come from it. In the fire is a demon. It is screaming. In the demon is a bucket of magma. It is murdering. Inside the magma is a fountain. On the fountain is an engraving of the checkerboard. In the engraving is a picture of the fountain. The fountain spews magma and rainbows. In the spew is a soothing picture of a peaceful cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an adamantine throne surrounded with large obsidian pots. Inside the pots are !FUN!. That Aussie Guy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. On the thrones are engravings of ThatAussieGuy's smile. On the smile is a mustache. On The Moustache is an image of a strawberry in adamantine. The strawberry is labouring."

wouldn't know where to start :-/

[Oliolli]

The curse has been bested... for now. Squirrelloid is still missing.

[ThatAussieGuy]

You actually managed to unhaunt most of the fort?  You most definitely the title of Count of Swordthunders, cousac.

I'll PM slothen now and let him know he's next to jump into this cesspit of madness

Slothen's now been notified that he's the latest lucky winner of a year-long holiday to scenic Swordthunders.

[zacen299]

I want to see if this can get any worse. I'd play but I'm still so bad at the game and barely know how to do anything I'd screw EVERYTHING up. To put this into perspective I don't even know how to work with liquids yet.

[Oliolli]

I want to see if this can get any worse. I'd play but I'm still so bad at the game and barely know how to do anything I'd screw EVERYTHING up. To put this into perspective I don't even know how to work with liquids yet.

Do not worry. The fort is in such a condition that the player's actions do not affect if the fort dies or not. All you need to know is how to lock floor hatches. Regarding liquids, everything is automated.

[Mapleguy555]

Suddenly, all the coffins explode in a shower of rock. All nearby dwarves are shotgunned with the shrapnel, and immediately suffer organ punctures. Then every single body rises from the dead as ghosts. This'd be the end of Swordthunders #... 6?

[zacen299]

I want to see if this can get any worse. I'd play but I'm still so bad at the game and barely know how to do anything I'd screw EVERYTHING up. To put this into perspective I don't even know how to work with liquids yet.

Do not worry. The fort is in such a condition that the player's actions do not affect if the fort dies or not. All you need to know is how to lock floor hatches. Regarding liquids, everything is automated.

You automated everything? Wow, so in other words you managed to get it back to the bastion of death it was before?

[cousac]

So no response yet?

[Oliolli]

I want to see if this can get any worse. I'd play but I'm still so bad at the game and barely know how to do anything I'd screw EVERYTHING up. To put this into perspective I don't even know how to work with liquids yet.

Do not worry. The fort is in such a condition that the player's actions do not affect if the fort dies or not. All you need to know is how to lock floor hatches. Regarding liquids, everything is automated.

You automated everything? Wow, so in other words you managed to get it back to the bastion of death it was before?

I meant that the fort has a mind of it's own by now. If it wants to die, you can't stop it. If it wants to live, you can't kill it.

Liquids, the waterworks are... waterworking, the cistern is filling and hell is draining. Nothing more to know.

[zacen299]

I want to see if this can get any worse. I'd play but I'm still so bad at the game and barely know how to do anything I'd screw EVERYTHING up. To put this into perspective I don't even know how to work with liquids yet.

Do not worry. The fort is in such a condition that the player's actions do not affect if the fort dies or not. All you need to know is how to lock floor hatches. Regarding liquids, everything is automated.

You automated everything? Wow, so in other words you managed to get it back to the bastion of death it was before?

I meant that the fort has a mind of it's own by now. If it wants to die, you can't stop it. If it wants to live, you can't kill it.

Liquids, the waterworks are... waterworking, the cistern is filling and hell is draining. Nothing more to know.

You know I have to wonder does anything even willingly attack Swordthunders anymore? It seems like only people forced into it would at this point and there would be horrible stories for scaring children about Swordthunders different for every race but equally crazy. It's like the new boogeyman but it's a fort instead. Although that seems to happen to ALL the succession games ever.

[Oliolli]

Turns out all the goblins attacking the fort are actually pilgrims. They attack anything they see in a desperate attempt at self-defence. They then wander on to the entrance to pay their respects to all the warriors whose lives ended at the traps.

They didn't know that the traps were still active.

[Awessum Possum]

BTW, Possum?

You really need to get out more!  LOL

 Yay! I shall call him... Cuddles... The Goblin slayer.

It is now my life goal to shield bash a Goblin to death, even if it kills me.

Which I suspect it will.

[HiritconOvermindGibbross]

Is there still a dwarfing list?

[cousac]

Is there still a dwarfing list?

So far These are that were dorfed so far.

dorf list

[ThatAussieGuy]

Whoops, sorry.  I've been busy doing my turn in Deathgate.  Looks like Slothen's AWOL, so the turn's passed to... NCommander!


edit:  NCommander has now been informed that he's won the next holiday vacation to Swordthunders.