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[Oliolli]

We can autodump... or do it the dwarven way. Fuck the world, anyone?

[ThatAussieGuy]

We can autodump... or do it the dwarven way. Fuck the world, anyone?

Burning stuff with magma would make the FPS worse.

[Oliolli]

For a time, yes.

[ThatAussieGuy]

For a time, yes.

No, just plain worse - smoke, prolonged fire, probable crashing from said smoke and fire hamstringing the FPS to the point the game keels over and dies

[Splint]

A DF player seeing logic in not employing fire. I think the universe just had an anyerism to allow that.

[ThatAussieGuy]

A DF player seeing logic in not employing fire. I think the universe just had an anyerism to allow that.

I grew strawberries in Hell and engraved its surface in penguins, melons and random graffiti.  Under Dwarven Law, nothing I say can be considered insane or beyond reason. 

[cousac]

I'd use autodump except I'm using linux and dfhack wasn't really available for linux until 34. But if you all approve I'll try compiling from source and utilizing autodump and only autodump.

[cousac]

From which direction do the caravans arrive?

[ThatAussieGuy]

From which direction do the caravans arrive?

Uh..... North-East or East, I think.

[Eric Blank]

If one ahs seen the surface, one would realize it doesn't really matter where you aim the autodump-cannon. You may even want to aim at the same place twice.

To answer your question, Aussie: I nominated myself, of course! Have you seen any overseers turn down the chance to raise their dwarf to a higher place on the social ladder? I can't recall any.

Just pray my dwarf keeps mining, eh?

[Oliolli]

Eric has stepped into a pair of boots several sizes too large...

[ThatAussieGuy]

If one ahs seen the surface, one would realize it doesn't really matter where you aim the autodump-cannon. You may even want to aim at the same place twice.

To answer your question, Aussie: I nominated myself, of course! Have you seen any overseers turn down the chance to raise their dwarf to a higher place on the social ladder? I can't recall any.

Just pray my dwarf keeps mining, eh?

The last baroness was a nigh-indestructable killing machine that used THREE different weapons to water the front lawn with goblin siege kibble on a regular basis.  Your dwarf will need to work VERY hard to top Doren.

[Mapleguy555]

The curse. Speaking of the curse will eventually get you murdered by Slenderman the next time you go outside.
Or a wereslenderman. Whatever. The only way to break this curse is to read the Zas Ebal.

This is what is had so far.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Zas Ebal, the Masterwork Artifact Crundle Leather Book with a terrosaur blood pentacle on the front, on the back
is a pig tail fiber sock. Inside there is a fire. It is blue. Horrifying screams come from it. In the fire is a demon. It is screaming. In the demon is a bucket of magma. It is murdering. Inside the magma is a fountain. On the fountain is an engraving of the checkerboard. In the engraving is a picture of the fountain. The fountain spews magma and rainbows. In the spew is a soothing picture of a peaceful cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an adamantine throne surrounded with large obsidian pots. Inside the pots are !FUN!. That Aussie Guy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. On the thrones are engravings of ThatAussieGuy's smile. On the smile is a mustache. On The Moustache is an image of a strawberry in adamantine. The strawberry is labouring."

The book must be continued.

y u guys no write in book

[cousac]

The curse. Speaking of the curse will eventually get you murdered by Slenderman the next time you go outside.
Or a wereslenderman. Whatever. The only way to break this curse is to read the Zas Ebal.

This is what is had so far.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Zas Ebal, the Masterwork Artifact Crundle Leather Book with a terrosaur blood pentacle on the front, on the back
is a pig tail fiber sock. Inside there is a fire. It is blue. Horrifying screams come from it. In the fire is a demon. It is screaming. In the demon is a bucket of magma. It is murdering. Inside the magma is a fountain. On the fountain is an engraving of the checkerboard. In the engraving is a picture of the fountain. The fountain spews magma and rainbows. In the spew is a soothing picture of a peaceful cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an adamantine throne surrounded with large obsidian pots. Inside the pots are !FUN!. That Aussie Guy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. In the smile is a soothing picture of a cape town. In the cape town is ThatAussieGuy, sitting on an Adamantine throne, surroudned by obsidian pots. In the pots are !FUN!. ThatAussieGuy is smiling. On the thrones are engravings of ThatAussieGuy's smile. On the smile is a mustache. On The Moustache is an image of a strawberry in adamantine. The strawberry is labouring."

The book must be continued.

y u guys no write in book

Uh read my intro...I've alluded to it.

[ThatAussieGuy]

You still alive, cousac?