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[Oliolli]

Sounds like you didn't use enough spray.

New PM to LW?

[Loud Whispers]

I refuse to play if you guys keep killing my crickets >:/

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Hur hur

[Splint]

I was waiting for somone else to post something I could reply to.

edit: Congrats everyone, you're asses are all getting dorfed in my first genesis mod fortress.

[ThatAussieGuy]

I refuse to play if you guys keep killing my crickets >:/

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Hur hur

Well then get back to work running the fortress into a decaying spiral of hellish madness for our amusement!

[Mapleguy555]

I was waiting for somone else to post something I could reply to.

edit: Congrats everyone, you're asses are all getting dorfed in my first genesis mod fortress.

I demand a red cloak if Im drafted into the Military.
And a metal spear. And a bronze or copper shield.
And bronze boots, and a bismuth bronze helmet.
Dont forget the iron short sword.

Eheheheheh.

[ThatAussieGuy]

edit: Congrats everyone, you're asses are all getting dorfed in my first genesis mod fortress.

You're. Forcibly Dwarfing. Me?  Oh dear...

[Oliolli]

edit: Congrats everyone, you're asses are all getting dorfed in my first genesis mod fortress.

You're. Forcibly Dwarfing. Me?  Oh dear...

TO THE WALL!

But seriously LW, get a move on. Don't make me spray some more of your crickets!

[Loud Whispers]

If it seemed like I mysteriously disappeared yesterday, it's because I did

(Forum did a hiccup on mah computah softwayeh)

[Splint]

edit: Congrats everyone, you're asses are all getting dorfed in my first genesis mod fortress.

You're. Forcibly Dwarfing. Me?  Oh dear...

Yup. You got to be a Miner. So far none of you are dead either, so that's good. Or bad depending on your point of view.

Also probably going to see about continuing my reclaim efforts, hopefully minus the prego dorfs having miscarrages and everyone dying of sox rot (since my dorfs killed him and many others the first time. Aint luck great when it's on your side?)

[Squirrelloid]

Need news.  What horrible doom have you brought upon the fort Last Whispers?  Inquiring minds and future overseers want to have some inkling of the horrors in store for us!

[Eric Blank]

Not to mention the fact that succession games are no fun when updates aren't provided

[Mitchewawa]

Well Iiiii updated daily. You owe us the best update to ever exist.

EVER.

[Loud Whispers]

Yeah no pressure mitch

Btw, why does NO ONE SET THE DAMN MIGRANT JOBS >:d

[Mitchewawa]

They had jobs, most of which took away from my precious hauling.

[Eric Blank]

Just assign everyone every job in their labor devision. Soap maker? All farming duties. Waxworker? All crafting duties, and possibly mechanics since mechanics never seem to be available when you need them.

'Hauler' is a worthless job definition that detracts form the productivity of a fort and should never be used in the long term. Even peasants should be assigned to a labor division in which you're short on workers. Like the militia. Just remove hauling, cleaning, and healthcare labors on stoneworkers, since they can't really afford to be distracted from mining and making ☼tables☼.