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[Mapleguy555]

Isnt that what Djinn workforces do, they entomb for eternity the one with the shortest straw?

[ThatAussieGuy]

Isnt that what Djinn workforces do, they entomb for eternity the one with the shortest straw?

I did it as more of a pharaoh god-king kinda thing. 

[Eric Blank]

I would consider it more Chinese. Think of the Great Wall of China and all the thousands and thousands of people buried under it who died during construction.

[ThatAussieGuy]

I would consider it more Chinese. Think of the Great Wall of China and all the thousands and thousands of people buried under it who died during construction.

Actually yeah, that is a better example.  Especially considering I probably killed several hundred dwarves in building the walls. Only about 200 through.  The other 600-odd died from regular fortress shenanigans.

[Mitchewawa]

Those coffins broke physics, dammit.

[Mapleguy555]

That or a djinn or 200 inhabited them

[Mitchewawa]

All the coffins I saw had named dwarfs, so they were obviously important.

They're shrines to those lost during construction. Still doesn't change the fact that they blind dwarfs who look at them.

[ThatAussieGuy]

All the coffins I saw had named dwarfs, so they were obviously important.

They're shrines to those lost during construction. Still doesn't change the fact that they blind dwarfs who look at them.

They were all designated for the forumites I forcibly dwarfed to do my bidding.  Because they hadn't suffered enough as slave labour. <insert evil laughter here>

[Loud Whispers]

They were all designated for the forumites I forcibly dwarfed to do my bidding.  Because they hadn't suffered enough as slave labour. <insert evil laughter here>

Erm... Don't you mean volunteers? They were volunteers right?

[ThatAussieGuy]

They were all designated for the forumites I forcibly dwarfed to do my bidding.  Because they hadn't suffered enough as slave labour. <insert evil laughter here>

Erm... Don't you mean volunteers? They were volunteers right?

By the way, as punishment for your little quote pyramid,  you're all getting dorfed as members of the Masonic Order of Cavern-Sealers.  Some of you are pre-existing masons,  some are you are random dwarves that were carrying stone to the stockpiles and had a useless profession.

Spoiler:  Girlinhat (click to show/hide)

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Forcibly volunteered, yes.

[Loud Whispers]

OH THE DWARFANITY

[ThatAussieGuy]

OH THE DWARFANITY

You're just jealous.  As I seem to recall, you were forcibly dwarfed too.  Several times, in fact. 

On another note, I haven't heard back from Sniken yet.  I'll give it another day, then pass it on to dragonshardz.  Your second turn is getting closer, Loud Whispers.

[Loud Whispers]

OH THE DWARFANITY

Your second turn is getting closer, Loud Whispers.

Spoiler: Uh huh :D (click to show/hide)

[Oliolli]

OH THE DWARFANITY

Your second turn is getting closer, Loud Whispers.

Spoiler: Uh huh :D (click to show/hide)

Make a fire for a man, you warm him for a day. Dip said man in magma and he won't feel cold for the rest of his life.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Still haven't heard from Sniken, so I'm passing the turn on to dragonshardz.  PM'ing him now