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[Mego]

get a statue of a fly

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a statue of the single worst event to ever occur in the fortress

Elephants, anyone?

[Loud Whispers]

Dwarf 32 is now a meme.

[ThatAussieGuy]

get a statue of a fly

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a statue of the single worst event to ever occur in the fortress

Elephants, anyone?

Actually it would probably the the tantrum spiral that occurred somewhere around the year 30/40-ish.  The Dining Hall was covered in dorfbits.... so much dwarven slaughter...

[Mapleguy555]

"Strawberrys? In the Circus?!"

"Urist McMiner has fallen into deep pit!"
"Deep...? This is getting weird..."
"YOU HAS DISCOVERED TOADY'S WORKSHOP."
loo-k into it... find temple, open temple, loo-k at the FB.
"The Forgotten Beast Phoenix Wright has cometh! Beware his uber death objections!"
"Oh Armok."
"OBJECTION, ARMOK IS FAK-"
*1 dogpile later*
"Your fortress has objected to it's end."

"And that's how Leonidas became president of the universe..."
Someone needs to get dwarfed with the name "Leonidas"

[Loud Whispers]

"Strawberrys? In the Circus?!"

"Urist McMiner has fallen into deep pit!"
"Deep...? This is getting weird..."
"YOU HAS DISCOVERED TOADY'S WORKSHOP."
loo-k into it... find temple, open temple, loo-k at the FB.
"The Forgotten Beast Phoenix Wright has cometh! Beware his uber death objections!"
"Oh Armok."
"OBJECTION, ARMOK IS FAK-"
*1 dogpile later*
"Your fortress has objected to it's end."

"And that's how Leonidas became president of the universe..."
Someone needs to get dwarfed with the name "Leonidas"

I'm Dwarf 32 and I don't know what this is

[Oliolli]

...make something awesome with it.

Like, say, a SWORDTHUNDERS sign in hell?

[Kogut]

Is the game moving?  I confess I skipped a few pages due to the holidays, but I haven't seen anything like a game update in the last few.

*kicks game to see if it will start moving again*

*game bites Squirrelloid's foot off*

It's currently Mapleguy55's turn, and his last update was on the last page (assuming you're not a Communist by using anything other than 50/page).

*kicks the game with armoured foot*

[Loud Whispers]

Is the game moving?  I confess I skipped a few pages due to the holidays, but I haven't seen anything like a game update in the last few.

*kicks game to see if it will start moving again*

*game bites Squirrelloid's foot off*

It's currently Mapleguy55's turn, and his last update was on the last page (assuming you're not a Communist by using anything other than 50/page).

*kicks the game with armoured foot*

*Kicks Kogut with armoured teeth*

[Mapleguy555]

Kogut:
"The game sails away in arc, causing major bugs and cracks to appear, along with thousands of FBs!"

Loud Whispers:
"The part sails away into the upper cavity, crushing the spine!"

[Mego]

It's really really hard to come up with something awesome to build in this fort because you'll always compare it to what Aussie did, and it'll seem not good enough.

[Loud Whispers]

It's really really hard to come up with something awesome to build in this fort because you'll always compare it to what Aussie did, and it'll seem not good enough.

In this universe, Aussie's stuff has been destroyed. So build away

[ThatAussieGuy]

It's really really hard to come up with something awesome to build in this fort because you'll always compare it to what Aussie did, and it'll seem not good enough.

*sniff* That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said.  I hope you all take what Mego said to heart and consider it a personal challenge to out-do my achievements with your own ingenious machines/traps/magma usage during your turns.

It's really really hard to come up with something awesome to build in this fort because you'll always compare it to what Aussie did, and it'll seem not good enough.

In this universe, Aussie's stuff has been destroyed. So build away

Not really.  It's all still mostly there, I think.  I don't believe that FB managed to destroy the Water Wheels, just most of/all the vertical axles (going by the bits of the rampage report we saw).  The only thing that's kind-of unsalvageable is the Checkerboard itself, and even then you probably could restore it if you made the effort.

[Loud Whispers]

Not really.  It's all still mostly there, I think.  I don't believe that FB managed to destroy the Water Wheels, just most of/all the vertical axles (going by the bits of the rampage report we saw).  The only thing that's kind-of unsalvageable is the Checkerboard itself, and even then you probably could restore it if you made the effort.

I'm pretty certain the water wheels are long gone :d

Plus, there'd be nothing to test the Checkerboard on - even if it was restored

[Mego]

Not really.  It's all still mostly there, I think.  I don't believe that FB managed to destroy the Water Wheels, just most of/all the vertical axles (going by the bits of the rampage report we saw).  The only thing that's kind-of unsalvageable is the Checkerboard itself, and even then you probably could restore it if you made the effort.

I'm pretty certain the water wheels are long gone :d

Plus, there'd be nothing to test the Checkerboard on - even if it was restored

Elves.

[Loud Whispers]

Let elves walk in hell? I would not give them such an honour. Even if it's just to obsidianise the crap out of them.