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[Loud Whispers]

It is mapleguy55's turn. Haven't heard much from him since he started. Perhaps he already lost?

I'd say real life commitments is a good excuse

[Mego]

The Battlefailed Curse is spreading...

*grabs a gas mask*

[Archereon]

^ Nah, if this was the full blown battlefailed curse, we'd have tunnels flooding with lava for no reason, a fortress layout convoluted enough to break the pathing code, and syndromes up the arse.

Oh wait, you were talking about people not taking their turn...

[Mego]

syndromes up the arse.

Insert Mego III.

[Oliolli]

It is mapleguy55's turn. Haven't heard much from him since he started. Perhaps he already lost?

I'd say real life commitments is a good excuse

I wouldn't. You know there's a problem when real life starts getting in between you and Dwarf Fortress.

[Loud Whispers]

You know there's a problem when real life starts getting in between you and Dwarf Fortress.

So sig worthy.

[Mapleguy555]

I had to work on my new house over the week, will get to Swordthunders as soon as possible.
Its about 21st Felsite as of last Friday.

[ThatAussieGuy]

^ Nah, if this was the full blown battlefailed curse, we'd have tunnels flooding with lava for no reason, a fortress layout convoluted enough to break the pathing code, and syndromes up the arse.

Oh wait, you were talking about people not taking their turn...

Sounds like my last fortress to me.  Wound up with the entire Clown Car bogged down behind a tree and utterly failing to try pathing any other way into the fortress.

[Mego]

^ Nah, if this was the full blown battlefailed curse, we'd have tunnels flooding with lava for no reason, a fortress layout convoluted enough to break the pathing code, and syndromes up the arse.

Oh wait, you were talking about people not taking their turn...

Sounds like my last fortress to me.  Wound up with the entire Clown Car bogged down behind a tree and utterly failing to try pathing any other way into the fortress.

And the one before that, you had the entire clown car stuck in a checkerboard.

 

[ThatAussieGuy]

^ Nah, if this was the full blown battlefailed curse, we'd have tunnels flooding with lava for no reason, a fortress layout convoluted enough to break the pathing code, and syndromes up the arse.

Oh wait, you were talking about people not taking their turn...

Sounds like my last fortress to me.  Wound up with the entire Clown Car bogged down behind a tree and utterly failing to try pathing any other way into the fortress.

And the one before that, you had the entire clown car stuck in a checkerboard.

 

No, Swordthunders WAS my last fortress.  The one before that was Knifemurders and had some insane pathing problems for demons.

[Loud Whispers]

SIR! THE TREES! THEY HAVE STOPPED THE DEMONS!

A caravan from elfy land has arrived.

Cut down the trees.

[ThatAussieGuy]

SIR! THE TREES! THEY HAVE STOPPED THE DEMONS!

A caravan from elfy land has arrived.

Cut down the trees.

Oh, I wish.  Problem was, I'd opened Hell as the fortress was pretty much screwed (I'd run the dwarven civ to extinction) and they all decided to go up via the aquaduct channel.  The weird thing was as soon as they destroyed one of the floodgates, a tree grew immediately where it had been and stopped them cold.  I had to sit and watch painfully as about 4-5 demons slowly made their way through the hellish labyrinth of my fortress to kill the few survivors

[Loud Whispers]

Two civilizations driven to extinction?

Aussie, you are a menace to all of Dwarfdom

[ThatAussieGuy]

Two civilizations driven to extinction?

Aussie, you are a menace to all of Dwarfdom!!!

Well, I AM the King of Dwarven Hell and HFS.

[Loud Whispers]

Two civilizations driven to extinction?

Aussie, you are a menace to all of Dwarfdom!!!

Well, I AM the King of Dwarven Hell and HFS.

I hate the fact that that makes sense.
YOU MADE SENSE IN DF.

YOU BROKE IT! FIX IT NOW! *Smashes internets*