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[Squirrelloid]

Wait, I have to make the fort Oliolli proof? Aw crap.

[Oliolli]

The fort is already reclaimed: at least you'll have a challenge

[Eric Blank]

You need to make it Eric proof too. I would definitely do something stupid like rig all the coffins to collapse or rearrange the water cistern and plumbing to insta-flood the entire fort.

[Oliolli]

You need to make it Eric proof too. I would definitely do something stupid like rig all the coffins to collapse or rearrange the water cistern and plumbing to insta-flood the entire fort.

Except you'll rig it so, that it starts only halfway into the next player's turn.

If the fort and Migrantopia get flooded during Eric's turn, he gets the blame, right?

[Splint]

I would imagine so.

[ThatAussieGuy]

You need to make it Eric proof too. I would definitely do something stupid like rig all the coffins to collapse or rearrange the water cistern and plumbing to insta-flood the entire fort.

Cistern already does that.  Wasn't it you that found the suicide lever?

[Mapleguy555]

Lol.
I elect someone to build a keep over Migrantopia.

[Eric Blank]

You need to make it Eric proof too. I would definitely do something stupid like rig all the coffins to collapse or rearrange the water cistern and plumbing to insta-flood the entire fort.

Cistern already does that.  Wasn't it you that found the suicide lever?

As a matter of fact it was. I wasn't impressed with the rate or severity of the flooding, though.

[ThatAussieGuy]

You need to make it Eric proof too. I would definitely do something stupid like rig all the coffins to collapse or rearrange the water cistern and plumbing to insta-flood the entire fort.

Cistern already does that.  Wasn't it you that found the suicide lever?

As a matter of fact it was. I wasn't impressed with the rate or severity of the flooding, though.

That's only because the main staircase didn't have floor hatches over it, so most of the water drained down into the quarry level.

[Eric Blank]

That and the fact you didn't install plumbing with hatches through the ceiling of every single room.

[ThatAussieGuy]

That and the fact you didn't install plumbing with hatches through the ceiling of every single room.

What, and deny the dwarves the horrible choice of either starving/dehydrating to death or opening the door to the water outside?

[Squirrelloid]

Ok, looking at turn tomorrow, I swear.  (And crafting my narrator)

[Archereon]

I really hope that hell is drained of magma by the time its my turn. I have BIG plans for it.

Hint: It involves lever pulling, magma, clown !!SCIENCE, burning kittens, and things dying.


No, its not a hellcannon that shoots demons, Hellcannon is most likely going to beat me to it.

[Loud Whispers]

You need to make it Eric proof too. I would definitely do something stupid like rig all the coffins to collapse or rearrange the water cistern and plumbing to insta-flood the entire fort.

Cistern already does that.  Wasn't it you that found the suicide lever?

As a matter of fact it was. I wasn't impressed with the rate or severity of the flooding, though.

.....I may have emptied the cistern into the surrounding wildlife.

[ThatAussieGuy]

You need to make it Eric proof too. I would definitely do something stupid like rig all the coffins to collapse or rearrange the water cistern and plumbing to insta-flood the entire fort.

Cistern already does that.  Wasn't it you that found the suicide lever?

As a matter of fact it was. I wasn't impressed with the rate or severity of the flooding, though.

.....I may have emptied the cistern into the surrounding wildlife.

I believe Eric Blank loaded one of the Swordthunders saves from when I was actively playing the fort to poke through it and found the lever by chance.  And then pulled it despite the note I left on it.