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[Splint]

Madness? man Spearbreakers beat you there a long time ago. Hell I'm about to pit a bunch of rookies against skilled pikegoblins. If only because they refused to come inside when I opened the doors.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Madness? man Spearbreakers beat you there a long time ago. Hell I'm about to pit a bunch of rookies against skilled pikegoblins. If only because they refused to come inside when I opened the doors.

Huh.  Usually seeing the thousand-odd coffin-filled cemetery is enough to leave people horrified.

[Splint]

I'm in charge of a game where the next overseer is planning on taking on hell itself with fighting dogs and soldiers alone. We accidently drowned ourselves in mugs. Every overseer thusfar has done something stupid without meaning to. We decided to unleash terrible monsters on ourselves. This place is a generally massive clusterfuck, the amount of damage done being what's made it so horrible. And attractive as a challenge.

The game itself is defying our will. Everytime something goes right, we get attacked by the undead, demons of the surface, or greenskins just in time for a leadership change.

Although I will commend you on accidently near-exterminating a species.

[HiritconOvermindGibbross]

Ok I'm back and I see you had fun already with the curse. 

[HiritconOvermindGibbross]

Bump...
Looks Sprays for crickets.

[Splint]

Sorry bout that. Between work, recovering my English VI grade and my human settlement, I've been neglecting Swordthunders, mostly due to the atrocious FPS; well, for me it's almost unbearable. I can usually bang out three months in an hour even in advanced forts. Hell, Tinhammers moved faster than this and I had 234 dwarves and almost 1000 dead on it.

[Mr Frog]

Man up, Splint. It's only 10 hours of your life! Per season! :p

[Splint]

Have you tried playing this mess? Hel the only reason I was even able to bring myself to laod it up was the thought that Spearbreakers was far worse than this.

And I was right, but just barely.

So much crap laying around.
So many corpeses
SO MANY GHOSTS.
All this place needs now is the hospital being the leading cause of death and it wins out.

[rridgway]

I made it through a year, so can you! 

[HiritconOvermindGibbross]

I made it through a year, so can you! 

Same.

[Splint]

I'll get around to it. Eventually.

[HiritconOvermindGibbross]

Hey can I get put on the list again?

[ThatAussieGuy]

Have you tried playing this mess? Hel the only reason I was even able to bring myself to laod it up was the thought that Spearbreakers was far worse than this.

And I was right, but just barely.

So much crap laying around.
So many corpses
SO MANY GHOSTS.
All this place needs now is the hospital being the leading cause of death and it wins out.

I believe Mego had his attempt at reclaiming the fort end in a debaucherous orgy involving six dwarves, the corpse of the seventh and two Forgotten Beasts in the hospital.

[Mr Frog]

Sounds like a Party!

[Splint]

Yeah, but it wasn't the hospital staff that got people killed.

I wish I was kidding when I was saying Spearbreakers' hospital has killed more people than it helped until mitch fixed it.

Hell, it's killed more people than the enemies have.