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Coolnesstod

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12 angry dwarfs
« on: November 27, 2011, 12:30:30 am »

You and 11 other dwarfs are a part of a supreme court jury. You are the jury of a case to which the accused, is being charged with 15 counts of murder in the first degree and attempted murder of another 5.

Accused:Urist McCriminal.
Accused's lawyer: Urist McLawyer.

Prosecution: Irib Manlypants

Judge: Coolnesstod

Jury:
1.King DZA
2.Dsarker
3.Bdthemag
4.mfpb
5.remalle
6.quip
7.mainiac
8.phantom
9.ansontan2000
10.loud whispers
11.kestrel_6
12.elfeater
(just say you want to be on the jury to join)
« Last Edit: November 28, 2011, 01:05:45 am by Coolnesstod »
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King DZA

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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2011, 12:40:25 am »

I want to be in the jury! Jury member seems a little low on the power scale for someone of my awe inspiring, mind boggling, heart lifting greatness...But hey, any position of power is an opportunity for me to relentlessly worm my way to the top of the chain.

Dsarker

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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2011, 12:56:44 am »

I'll jury too.
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2011, 12:58:08 am »

Eh, why not. I'm in.

Although it might be hard to get 12 player's since your pretty much new around here.
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2011, 01:37:45 am »

I don't think Jorurs can become judges My King. And DZA i'm now responding to all your posts using royal pronouns.

Also I'm in.
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2011, 01:40:40 am »

Eh, due to boredom, sign me up as Juror 8 or 10.
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2011, 01:56:44 am »

Sure, I'll play.  I've never been one to refuse jury duty.
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2011, 02:09:40 am »

I'll be Juror number 7.  I'll vote guilty or whatever.
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2011, 02:18:14 am »

First of which I'll need to ask what relations the accused had with the murdered/attacked, if a weapon was used, and what witnesses were there.
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2011, 02:22:01 am »

All case details and evidence will be brought when all jury members are axmccounted for.
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2011, 02:23:19 am »

I say he's guilty as buggery. Just look at him! He's got no beard!
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2011, 02:35:17 am »

Juror 12 please
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2011, 03:51:06 am »

I'll be in the jury. This looks quite interesting.
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2011, 05:08:23 am »

Since we only need 3 more jurors, I will put up McCriminals description.
Looks: he is a tall dwarf, taller than others atleast. He has big muscles and a beard that reaches his knees. His hair is white and he smells of coal. He has blue eyes and he is missing his 2 upper front teeth.
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Re: 12 angry dwarfs
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 06:15:37 am »

Put me as the jury from ponyville. Naturally, I'll be a pony ambassador.
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