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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Day Zero, Hour Twelve

Name: Allan Zane
Sex: Male
Location: New York City
Date: 02/23/2012
Age: 27
Occupation: Network Administrator
Class: Middle
Relationship: Single

Temperature: 37 Degrees Fahrenheit

Alright, off to responsibly attend your job. The hours pass in a daze as you sit in your office. These people never learn how to solve problems, it always has to be you.

Oh, sweet, lunch hour. How to spend this little morsel of freedom?

>_

[King DZA]

ADVENTURE!!!

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Acquire 2 12-packs of donuts and some coffee with lots of cream, since its your turn to buy.

[Hubris Incalculable]

> Drink a 12-pack of cola

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Day Zero, Hour Seventeen

Name: Allan Zane
Sex: Male
Location: New York City
Date: 02/23/2012
Age: 27
Occupation: Network Administrator
Class: Middle
Relationship: Single

Traits: Responsible, Sugar Fiend, Nightmare Host, Slightly Unhinged

Temperature: 32 Degrees Fahrenheit

Adventure! Woooo-*SLAM*
Good job there chief, you ran into a wall. Good thing no one was around to see that, you really should take your medicine more often.

You grudgingly buy doughnuts and coffee for the other workers. At least it will probably make them listen to you more carefully.

You sure do hate your nightmares, but you don't believe in any of that "dream analysis" stuff. They're just dreams, albeit disturbing ones. Right?

You return to work jittery from your crazed soda binge. You are beginning to suspect you need professional help.

The rest of the day is boring and normal, although you don't stop shaking from the liquid sugar in your veins until 3:00.

You get off work. You are standing outside the doors of your office building. Now what?

>_

[Hubris Incalculable]

> Go back inside and host a Quake tournament for the other IT workers, like you do every Thursday*.

*Yes, Feb 23, 2012 falls on a Thursday. I looked on the calendar.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

> Go back inside and host a Quake tournament for the other IT workers, like you do every Thursday.

[Bdthemag]

> Go back inside and host a Quake tournament for the other IT workers, like you do every Thursday.

I get this reference thanks to your avatar/signature.

[Mr. Doc]

> Go back inside and host a Quake tournament for the other IT workers, like you do every Thursday.

[mcclay]

> Go back inside and host a Quake tournament for the other IT workers, like you do every Thursday.

Sure, why the fuck not.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Day Zero, Hour Twenty

Name: Allan Zane
Sex: Male
Location: New York City
Date: 02/23/2012
Age: 27
Occupation: Network Administrator
Class: Middle
Relationship: Single

Traits: Responsible, Sugar Fiend, Nightmare Host, Slightly Unhinged, Gamer

Atmospheric Temperature: 29 Degrees Fahrenheit
Core Body Temperature: 99.5 Degrees Fahrenheit

Doing a 180, you decide to host the weekly Quake tournament anyway. It's a good thing your bosses don't know about this, but the closest one of them works halfway across the city in a much more important building.

Of course, you beat almost everyone handily, save Dan. For a 18-year-old tech support guy he's surprisingly good at Quake. You and he end up in the final bracket, as usual, and this week you manage to pull victory out by a single kill. You also make a mental note to put a screenwatcher on his computer while he isn't around, because he's way too good at this to not be playing during work hours.

It is dark outside. You are standing outside of your office building, which now houses only cleaning staff and night guards. It sure is chilly out here, you can't wait for spring to get into full motion.

>_

[Mr. Doc]

>You have to have some friends to hang out with, right? Contact them.

[Tersr]

> Go to a movie, with friends if they can hang out.

[King DZA]

Better:
Go back inside, and befriend a member of the cleaning staff!

[Hubris Incalculable]

Your Highness, we can't pull an all nighter in our building. We need to get home to bed sometime, otherwise, how else would we drea-

Never mind. Spend the nigh trying to teach the janitors Python.