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You are A Jedi Master
« on: November 26, 2011, 07:04:36 pm »

Hello, i am Tlc2010, resident [as of recently] Jedi Master and the Discoverer of The [ALMIGHTY] Force.

To celebrate, i am making a forum game.

Basically, you're a jedi padawan in the times of the Old Republic.


You awake on a ship heading for Alderaan. You don't remember anything, but you have a lightsaber hilt with you and are wearing jedi padawan clothing.

You are named...

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Re: You are A Jedi Master
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2011, 07:05:51 pm »

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Re: You are A Jedi Master
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2011, 07:10:41 pm »

Jedi Jim, and you will use the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2011, 07:20:12 pm »

Jedi Jim, and you will use the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!

Yeah no i think i'll just go with Obi Wan Kenobi. Or qui-gon jinn.

Or even Luke Skywalker. Whatever, Jedi Jim sounds weird

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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2011, 07:24:19 pm »

Jedi Jim, and you will use the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!
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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2011, 07:25:12 pm »

Ah, yes - You are Jim Kenobi [Obi-Wan's obscure brother that never got a role in the movies].

Anyway, a fellow padawan comes over and greets you, saying he's "Yoda's Padawan". You procede to..

[please note, hitting him will throw you into the dark side for a time and may possibly get you killed by a jedi knight.]

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Re: You are A Jedi Master
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2011, 07:26:10 pm »

We hit him in the face with our head
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Re: You are A Jedi Master
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2011, 07:27:10 pm »

We hit him in the face with our head

Any votes for this?

Anyway, please note that if you do that i'll make us a sith with a red lightsaber...and possibly make us kill the ship

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Re: You are A Jedi Master
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2011, 07:27:56 pm »

Wait how do we get a rainbow colored light saber?
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Re: You are A Jedi Master
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2011, 07:32:24 pm »

Wait how do we get a rainbow colored light saber?

You don't, that's not a legit lightsaber color

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Re: You are A Jedi Master
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2011, 07:33:44 pm »

Wait how do we get a rainbow colored light saber?

You don't, that's not a legit lightsaber color
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Re: You are A Jedi Master
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2011, 08:05:29 pm »

say "...Hello. I assume that since you're Yoda's Padawan, you have knowledge of the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE! Can you show me?
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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2011, 11:41:28 pm »

say "...Hello. I assume that since you're Yoda's Padawan, you have knowledge of the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE! Can you show me?

You already have knoweledge of THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!

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Re: You are A Jedi Master
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2011, 11:43:54 pm »

Use the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE! to punch this guy in the dick.
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Re: You are A Jedi Master
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2011, 11:51:25 pm »

Use the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE! to punch this guy in the dick.

We now have two votes on becoming a Sith...or just plain Darksider.

Someone help me out here, because
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