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[Elfeater]

*Peeks out of the Base in London*

Trade you say? I happen to have 200,000 tons of socks.

You are the newly appointed minister of Trade stupid advice

[Loud Whispers]

YAY! I will start by advising you to declare war on the moon.

[Elfeater]

Kinseti I think I may have a Jew for you..... (+1 to relations)

[RulerOfNothing]

Australia will accept all offers of free trade, then build a base in Western Australia, then build a destroyer at this base, then improve the cities of Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane. This should cost us 6 million USD, leaving us with 4 million USD. Wait, is the list of actions you provided earlier exhaustive, or can we really do whatever we want?

[elitetaco3519]

alright

UK Alright, I will post my actions, propose tade to all Player countries Aswell as The Us Russia and china,


Build a 2 bases, one near London, and one towards the northern part of our territory touching the sea(1mil) Upgrade London (1mil)

Remaining:8mil

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Done
Citys
 London Lvl:1
Bases: Near london Lvl1
Unnamed north: lvl 1
Trade:US RU China Player countries(not Germany)
Allies: none
Army 1D6=2
Total Army 2
Money 2+5=7 per turn

Open trade with all willing Player Countries, excluding UK, as well as US, Russia, China, Spain.

Build a Destroyer and station in the North Sea (2.5mil). Build a Base is Freiberg, bordering France (500k). Station 14 Tanks in new Base (7mil).

Propose Military Alliances with Spain and Russia.

Use strong economy to convince populace that the rest of Europe needs the German guidance.

You must have a base on the coast to build Destroyers
Spain Accepts, Russia is debaiting, cause of possible military build up

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Money:$500,000
Citys: none
Bases: Freiburg: lvl1
Trade:US RU China Spain  Player countries(not UK)
Allies:Spain, Russian pending
Army 1D6=4
14 tanks@ Freiburg 
Total Army :18
Money: 2+5=7 per turn

Your propaganda agents combined with powerful speeches manage to gather a few supporters in Europe. +1 to all +3 to Spain

Canada

Proceed to initiate trade with all possible countries except ones located in america (and accept all trades with the same exclusion).
Improve every provincial capitol in canada, leaving me with $0

okey imma just say you get +10 mil per turn
all your citys are lvl 1

Somalia
Improve Mogadishu
Build a base
Create a squad of Jets
Accept all trade agreements this turn.

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Money:$500,000
Citys: Mogadishu
Bases: unnamed lvl 1
Trade:US RU China Spain  Player countries
Allies:none
Army 1D6=4
1 jet squad
Total Army :1
Money: 2+6=8 per turn

Australia will accept all offers of free trade, then build a base in Western Australia, then build a destroyer at this base, then improve the cities of Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane. This should cost us 6 million USD, leaving us with 4 million USD.

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Money:4 mil
Citys: Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane lvl 1
Bases: Unnamed base: lvl1
Trade:all
Allies:none
Army 1D6=2
unnamed destroyer
Total Army :3
Money: 2+6=8 per turn

Europe

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N.America

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Africa

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Australia

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[Elfeater]

So 15 million
Upgrade London and Liverpool (2mil)
Build a base In the center of England, by the coast buy a tank for each base(2 mil)
 Offer continual trade to all player countries US RU and China

[Loud Whispers]

The North England base shall henceforth be known as Aberdeen!

And technically, wouldn't London be counted as near the coast because of the river Thames?

[Elfeater]

No the northern out post is now Forlone Hope

[Loud Whispers]

Well this is Scotland, might as well call it:

Spoiler: Brace yourself ;O (click to show/hide)

Rain and Haggis

[Elfeater]

Well this is Scotland, might as well call it:

Spoiler: Brace yourself ;O (click to show/hide)

Rain and Haggis

Please, before I throw you out of the UK

[Loud Whispers]

Cost of building a base: $1Million
Cost of putting tanks in those bases: $2Million
Cost of attaining some of the most beautiful reactions possible from humorous suggestions: Priceless

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Can I build a Crazy strong wall around my islands?

[RulerOfNothing]

Alright then. I will make diplomatic overtures to Indonesia, Malaysia and New Zealand (using $1M for each country) then buy 2 destroyers at my unnamed Western Australia base, then improve the cities of Hobart, Perth, Darwin and Adelaide. This should use up all my funds for this turn.

[King DZA]

So is it the next turn now? I'll just go ahead and give a few orders then:

Alright, I'll check back in a bit. Oh, um, quick question:

Hypothetically speaking, how much money would you estimate it would cost to build a really big wall all around Iran?. Nothing high-tech or anything, just like, a massive fucking wall.

This made me giggle
Ill give it to you for 5 mil
Menacing spikes are free cuz of the lulz

Lovely! Commence construction of the wall(5m)!

There shall be only one gate through the wall, located on the western border of Iran, let's say...*gets out map* somewhere near Ahvaz. I want a base to be built beside it. Within the safety of the wall, of course(500k).

Once the base is built, I command that two attack helicopters be constructed and stationed at it until further notice(4m).

And, um...whip up a tank to be stationed at the base as well, just for the hell of it(500k).

Alright, I think I'm broke now. But you know what they say, you gotta spend money(constructing a massive and somewhat unnecessary wall around your country)to make money.

[Elfeater]

So 15 million
Upgrade London and Liverpool (2mil)
Build a base In the center of England, by the coast buy a tank for each base(2 mil)
 Offer continual trade to all player countries US RU and China
Make diplomatic gestures to the US using 2 million