Please allow me to explain what "Appointment Monday" is. You know, as in "appointed counsel."
All together now:
"It happens every Cyber Monday, though some would say I'm way off base....
Every lawyer knows it's this and the-day-after-St.-Patrick's-day you can always get a case!
I'm talkin' 'bout all those people in line who police park 'round Wal*Mart for!
"If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for ...." is said to them on the floor.
{Chorus
Its 'bout the magic sales makin' people get offa their tails and into the jails!
When the sun goes down they they creep into town and stand 'round to save on e-lectronics!
(background echo: and maybe hooked on phonics...*)
O there ain't no beatin' that holiday feelin' when they saaaay shuuuuut uppppp tooo you.
No there ain't no ceilin' on those holiday feelin's when someone shoves you.}
We're here to make that true and hopefully even get paid for it (some) too!
The state pays 8-10 weeks late, but we still don't freakin' hesitate to represent you!
Probable cause, warrant clause, too damn early for santa clause, or just because!
We line up for moms who cracked each other's teeth, 'neath glowing signs in lines.
{Chorus}
Sometimes it's
R.O.R. or C.S.R. it's all the same damn thing; they just want the exit buzzer to ring!
They say they didn't but know they did; it was over a toy for their kid!
O there ain't no beatin' that holiday feelin' when they say shut up to you.
No there ain't no ceilin' on those holiday feelin's wheeeen sommmmmmeonnnne shoves yooooooou."
I'd like to say I'm sorry for this being in incredibly poor taste but I could care less. This and alcohol are how I cope.
http://news.yahoo.com/earlier-deals-longer-hours-woo-friday-shoppers-050606199.html*You try rhyming "electronics," no rhyming dictionaries allowed.
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