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Re: Commissar Quest - A funtastical space adventure with chainswords and lasers
« Reply #225 on: December 17, 2011, 06:15:00 am »

Hey, they already have alot of Commissars down there, and one on this ship is not too much. A "luxury resort". What the warp? This guy will need us to stick with his duty.
besides, spaceships are awesome.


I'll go with you. Nothing better to do after all.
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« Reply #226 on: December 17, 2011, 06:16:17 am »

Hold firearms drills for all guardsmen/PDF. Execute bottom 10% of performers for treason.
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Re: Commissar Quest - A funtastical space adventure with chainswords and lasers
« Reply #227 on: December 17, 2011, 06:19:28 am »

Doesn't have to become insane. He could be already. :p

Sure, sure, but it hasn't manifested in the previous mission despite those being actual traitors. I'm trying to maintain a plausible character, which means not accusing the Lord General of Chaos worship because his underofficers are actually doing their jobs for once.
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« Reply #228 on: December 17, 2011, 06:21:03 am »

Hold firearms drills for all officers. Execute all of them for treason.
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« Reply #229 on: December 17, 2011, 06:24:35 am »

Execute all the commissars for treason for not executing traitors.
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Re: Commissar Quest - A funtastical space adventure with chainswords and lasers
« Reply #230 on: December 17, 2011, 06:28:17 am »

Radio the assistance of the Angry Marines. They're pretty good at rooting out heresy.
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« Reply #231 on: December 17, 2011, 06:30:03 am »

Set all fleets in the ship to self destruct after sending out a last message to your superiors that the fleet was tainted with heresy. Arrange the self destruction so the lights make the words 'For The Emperor!'
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« Reply #232 on: December 17, 2011, 07:37:12 am »

Okay, okay, right. But we'll execute at least ONE traitor on the liner.

Also, I'm not well-versed into W40K lore. Is there any kind of resistance against the Imperium? Freedom fighters, anything like that?
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Re: Commissar Quest - A funtastical space adventure with chainswords and lasers
« Reply #233 on: December 17, 2011, 07:39:16 am »

Like you wouldn't believe
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Re: Commissar Quest - A funtastical space adventure with chainswords and lasers
« Reply #234 on: December 17, 2011, 07:43:22 am »

The most common enemy that the Imperial Guard/PDF is deployed against might actually be rebels. Not xenos or heretics, just dissatisfied civilians.

That's why I started off the tutorial with one, it's a low-threat enemy which you can understand easily. Of course, most of the played campaign will be interesting missions, not just beating up desperate militias.
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Re: Commissar Quest - A funtastical space adventure with chainswords and lasers
« Reply #235 on: December 17, 2011, 07:55:40 am »

the imperium is said to regroup "a million worlds". wich is, given the number of planets lost everyday, grossly underestimated.
Yet most space is unexplored, and host hundreds of thousands of non-imperial, yet human colonies. add unnumbered dead worlds, ork worlds and eldar worlds (plus worldships) and you... oh, wait, i forgot daemons worlds and other xenos worlds (there is countless xenos species, even sentients, even if most of them are unknown.
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« Reply #236 on: December 17, 2011, 07:57:13 am »

Yes. It is, to be more exact, an empire of a million systems, each of which might have several habitable planets.
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Re: Commissar Quest - A funtastical space adventure with chainswords and lasers
« Reply #237 on: December 17, 2011, 08:10:28 am »

I say go on the cruise, xenon are more fun than traitors
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Re: Commissar Quest - A funtastical space adventure with chainswords and lasers
« Reply #238 on: December 17, 2011, 08:13:37 am »

depending what is your point of view. I'd rather fight a dozen traitor militia rather than a carnifex.
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Re: Commissar Quest - A funtastical space adventure with chainswords and lasers
« Reply #239 on: December 17, 2011, 08:34:53 am »

depending what is your point of view. I'd rather fight a dozen traitor militia rather than a carnifex.
but ¡¡FUN!! Levels points toward the Carnifex
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