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Re: Commissar Quest - A funtastical space adventure with chainswords and lasers
« Reply #210 on: December 17, 2011, 04:12:07 am »
Isn't that some kind of trap? We should be seen to be eager to do our duty, not partake in luxuries!
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« Reply #211 on: December 17, 2011, 04:21:43 am »
Maybe there's heresy among the idle nobility.
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« Reply #212 on: December 17, 2011, 04:29:07 am »
I can hear you cry about your beautiful plot going to waste all the way from Belgium. :p

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« Reply #213 on: December 17, 2011, 04:43:43 am »
Challenge accepted, I will let you circumvent this plot if you can explain what a freshly-minted Commissar with no regiment would do instead of hang out with his Lord General.
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« Reply #214 on: December 17, 2011, 04:52:49 am »
Harass people doing the maintenance/reorganization to make them work harder. Also, start enquiring about the plot to make this expedition fails that MUST exist somewhere. Why would we be stuck here for so long otherwise?
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« Reply #215 on: December 17, 2011, 04:54:40 am »
Officers doing the reorganisation are already working efficiently, and we're making exceptional speed for an Imperial Expedition force. At least we haven't been stuck out here for several years.


Anyway, HANG OUT WITH LORD GENERAL. BECOME BROS.
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« Reply #216 on: December 17, 2011, 04:57:38 am »
Well, here go my plan of playing a Paranoid Commissar.

Accept the General's offer, but only to check if the nobility is pious enough.
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« Reply #217 on: December 17, 2011, 04:59:27 am »
Dammit, no, we're going to hang with the Lord General and become bros so we can get the right things done to SAVE THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!
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« Reply #218 on: December 17, 2011, 05:01:29 am »
The battleforce is taking so long to organise because it was down to about half-strength, and now it's taking in several hundred thousand PDF tithes and assorted hardware.

And damn it, I was kind of hoping you'd make me cancel the mission and make something up.
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« Reply #219 on: December 17, 2011, 05:22:38 am »
I know that. But try thinking from a paranoid comissar point of view.

Surely some traitors must be holdings us back? People damaging equipment, sabotaging our effort or taking toilet breaks of more than five minutes?

Our Lord General himself now want to go on a cruise when he should do as much as possible to speed things up! Surely he is a traitor, operating a large conspiracy to make this whole campaign a defeat, opening a hole in the Imperium's defense!

So yeah, if only to preserve the long tradition of players wrecking their GM scenarios, I'll change my actions.

Politely refuse the offer, and file a report to the most senior commissar about a possible Chaos cults centered around the Lord General. Snoop around for any "traitor" slowing us down and "question" them. Several time. In the face.

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« Reply #220 on: December 17, 2011, 05:25:32 am »
NOOOOO.Become bros with Lord General, you git!
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« Reply #221 on: December 17, 2011, 05:27:13 am »
You would let down the Emperor? Don't you remember your Oath? And you want to go on a cruise with a heretic? Damn, we should execute ourselves for merely thinking about such a betrayal!
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« Reply #222 on: December 17, 2011, 05:30:16 am »

I feel conflicted...



While the Paranoid Commissar is a thing, at this point there's been nothing to cause our Commissar to go insane.
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« Reply #223 on: December 17, 2011, 05:51:38 am »
I hereby propose we rename ourselves K59.
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« Reply #224 on: December 17, 2011, 06:10:39 am »
Doesn't have to become insane. He could be already. :p
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