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[Kestrel_6]

As you disembark, you all get through your earphones...

"Just so you know, no-one technically won. It's just that Blue held the enemy flag longest. Less than half an hour ago, we received a distress signal from a Ssaros Marine team at Lastros Ak'Mkal. The main Colony is under attack. The enemy show out to be robots, or Mechanicals. At the same time, the Systems Alliance Colony Eden Prime is also under attack. You are going to assist Lastros Ak'Mkal. Remember, we have very little intel on this force. The ground Commander is Sariz'Kigral. Any questions?"

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Do the Non-combatants have to fight? I do my best work with a wrench away far from the battle field.

[Kestrel_6]

LT Varayis speaks up "One of the objectives is to deactivate the massive Power Drive. For this, you and Tarig will enter that building, and work on it whilst we hold them off."

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

"Oh. Joy."

[Kestrel_6]

She laughs a small laugh. "Don't worry, we have SARU on overwatch, Adele leading the way, and the big scaly Teddy bear killing machine Corporal Ssareezaar babysitting you."

[Ghazkull]

lucky i am just the doctor...so i guess i can stay on the Searcher....

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

"Well at least My violent and terrible death won't be lonely."
Keith Goes to Light pipe, But remember he's inside, So he chews on a pen instead.

[Kestrel_6]

This time, it's the XO that speaks up "We'll need you and Klaus on the surface. Fireteam two will take out their command tower. You will assist Varayis and Fireteam one"

Varayis starts talking again "If we do our job well enough, and we will, you won't die."

You all realize SARU Is STILL playing Rammstein, now on Amour. Since he didnt get an engineer to fix him.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Volunteer to fix Saru's Speakers as an apology for breaking them. Tell him It was just a little joke.
"Alright Saru now I know you're probably a tad leery about letting me fix you, what with me being the one who broke you and all. But let me make it up by fixing my mistake. It was just a little joke in peace times, A prank if you will. But now we're going into combat and that noise Could put us in danger.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Continue to repair myself, shoot Keith in the legs with the stun rifle if he approaches. I should have my own diagnostics and repair files among my databanks so I'll be far better at fixing myself - and far more trustworthy - than anyone else. If I don't have those, I'll open up a wireless connection and use my product ID to log into Spectrum Corp. and get someone from there to walk me through it, then download the data in case I need it later.

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

Fine be that way. But you better hope Those are just software errors Because a dumb machine can't repair it's own hardware.

[SeriousConcentrate]

"I have hands, knowledge, and trust in my own ability to repair myself. Experience proves that I can not trust organics with my hardware. Either you will steal corporate secrets or you will damage it."

[Monkeyfacedprickleback]

"Oh godsake, Take a joke you bag of bolts! Regardless of how advanced you are you can't repair yourself when you've been shutdown and you cant access vital parts of you Internal workings unless those are powered down. At least let the turian help you. Check your database on turian honor and get a promise out of her. Hell I'll make her your Personal mechanic if you want, But if you get your arms blow off someone is going to have to repair you."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"If I am forced to deactivate or am disabled to the point I can not self repair, then I can not complete my allotted task and am a failure as a product," Saru said while picking up a different screwdriver from the one he had just been using. "If that is the case then Spectrum Corporation will have to make design changes. I am already sending them a report detailing this model's inability to handle enraged humans at close range, and have suggested the addition of hidden blades in the limbs. Or possibly the ability to electrify the chassis to stun organics trying to grapple the unit."

Even a small port that emitted a cloud of sleeping or poisonous gas would be an idea. He added that to the report he was processing. "I do not require outside help. If need be I will destroy the speakers to disable them. It will limit my communication to text messages but I am sure I can find a Qualified Spectrum Corporation Engineer-" the corporate jingle again, which sounded quite out of place among both his synthetic voice and the music already coming from his speakers "-to repair them."

[Dwarmin]

As you disembark, you all get through your earphones...

"Just so you know, no-one technically won. It's just that Blue held the enemy flag longest. Less than half an hour ago, we received a distress signal from a Ssaros Marine team at Lastros Ak'Mkal. The main Colony is under attack. The enemy show out to be robots, or Mechanicals. At the same time, the Systems Alliance Colony Eden Prime is also under attack. You are going to assist Lastros Ak'Mkal. Remember, we have very little intel on this force. The ground Commander is Sariz'Kigral. Any questions?"

Sai'oda raised her own head.

"Understood. Where will you need me, sir?"