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[Dsarker]

"Yes, yes. And who were the ones who said that? The Ssaros. Who benefits from us believing they don't lie? The Ssaros. Trust me, lieutenant. They're liars, through and through."

[Kestrel_6]

"Um... Sir, the lie detectors said so. And The Systems Alliance. Trust me, their resources are very thin. A decade after the end of the Exodus, thay still have to fight the, rather genocidal, Bulrathi. And patrol neutral planets. And fight the Antarans."

[Dsarker]

The captain frowns. "Lieutenant, don't tell me that you believe that blasted pseudoscience? A lie detector, based on human physiology, working on that tainted and corrupted form? Pish tosh! They're damned liars."

[Kestrel_6]

"seriously. Check this out."

she turns to Ssareezaar.

"Ssaree, how long have you been a Marine?"
"Ma'am, 1221 Years, 3 Months, 8 days, and 3 Hours NOW!"
"what is your view on Humanity?"
"Intriguing in their multiple facets and dividedness"
"Where were you born?"
"Karigdar II, The Homeworld of the Ssaros?"
"Are you confindent with polynomials?"
"No Ma'am! Polynomials are confusing and unnecessary for a combat zone, Ma'am!"

"See?"

[Dsarker]

"I assume, lieutenant, that you have substantiated proof for all of this, don't you? That he has not lied before? I can lie as well, lieutenant. That doesn't mean I can't tell the truth."

[Kestrel_6]

"Yep. I was there when he told the chef to, quote 'stop putting ass into the food, it ruins the flavour'. I taught him to say that. He said it wan't a good idea. But after that, we got Urist McMakesbadfood, who has a rather ironic name, and New Kapooka won the best food award. I also asked him if he liked me, and he said, YES."

[Dsarker]

The captain frowns. "Lieutenant, he could say that and still be lying. How do you know he isn't?"

[Kestrel_6]

"It's in the eyes, Sir."

[Kestrel_6]

A Turian, dressed in an XO uniform, walks up to you.

"Sir, XO Reporting for duty SIR!"

[Dsarker]

"Ah. Very...good. Very well. Are we prepped for launch?"

[Kestrel_6]

"Yes SIR!"

[Dsarker]

"Very well. Do we have permission to launch?"

[SeriousConcentrate]

Saru found a place in the Q-Store to prepare for launch and sat on a nearby ARMATURE crate to wait.

[Kestrel_6]

Summers begins talking into her radio earphones.

"Sunray, this is Sierra Sierra, Permission to launch, Over."

"Sierra Sierra, Affirmative, Out"

"We are allowed to launch, Sir."

"Sir, Orders from Command, to go to Mars Training Zone"

Serious Concentrate: The ARMATURE Crates are in the Q-Store.

[SeriousConcentrate]

(I thought I was moving them to the hold... to the retcon!)