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[Aklyon]

Spoiler: Previously... (click to show/hide)

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Now, now, there's no need for that rowdyness in the happy thread.

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

I'm just gonna put this back, and we can pretend like it never happened.

Putting it back is all well and good, but what if people need the table for something? Can't keep the table for yourself.

  --- ┻━┻
 -- (╯°□°）╯

He's escaping with the table! close the portculis!

                             ╪╪╪╪
                             ╪╪╪╪
                             ╪╪╪╪
  --- ┻━┻              ↓ ↓↓ ↓
 -- (╯°□°）╯

                 ╪╪╪╪
                 ╪╪╪╪
                 ╪╪╪╪                           
    (◝°□°）◝ ↓ ↓↓ ↓  ┻━┻

The Table escapes!

Halt right there, criminal scum!
                              ╪╪╪╪
                              ╪╪╪╪
                              ╪╪╪╪                           
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ       (ﾟДﾟ)      ↓ ↓↓ ↓.  .  .  .  ︵O ͒˃ʭ ┻━┻
End of The Adventures of ASCII Table: Chapter One.

This was fun to do in the happy thread, so why not continue it? Chapter One ended with an Imperial Guard locked in with a table thief, but with the table outside with a mouse next to it. What happens to it next?

[JoshuaFH]

This is confounding to me.

[The Fool]

((It's a mouse next to the table. I'll be watching this, and I may post in a day or two.))

[Aklyon]

This is confounding to me.

Guy1 Flips table.
Guy2 replaces table.
Guy3 steals table.
Guy3 flings table though portcullis.
A mouse appears next to a closed portcullis and the table.
That is the whole thing so far.

[Pnx]

╪╪╪╪
╪╪╪╪
╪╪╪╪                       ^
↓↓↓↓      ┻━┻ ノ(°-°ノ)   |(°^°ノ)
Quickly, we must get this table to the queen, the resistance will live on!

[GlyphGryph]

It was a kobold! A kobold thief! Obviously! o_o

I failed.

[Dsarker]

Posting to watch as I have no skill at this sort of thing

[Itnetlolor]

Nice to see this continue.

[Bdthemag]

                                                                         <-----<
                                 
                               
╪╪╪╪                                                                              <-----<
╪╪╪╪
╪╪╪╪                       ^                                                  <-----<             
↓↓↓↓      ┻━┻ ノ(°-°ノ)   |(°^°ノ)       ノ(°□°ノ)
THE FORT IS UNDER SIEGE!
WE MUST GET OUT OF HERE!
       

[Itnetlolor]

ARM YOURSELVES LADS!!!!

.,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::]xxxx[o

[woose1]

                                          <-----<
                                 
                               
╪╪╪╪                                             <-----<
╪╪╪╪
╪╪╪╪                       ^                                <-----<             
↓↓↓↓      ┻━┻ ノ(°o°ノ)   |(°v°ノ)       ノ(°□°ノ)
MAN, THIS PORTCULLIS IS SO FUCKING SLOW
BUT SERIOUSLY, WE SHOULD GET MOVING

[GlyphGryph]

         _  -   _   - .   . -__
     /                    v        \
   -                 ˂ ͒o˻   ˂ ͒O︵ |
   ︵O ͒˃ʭ ┻━┻      ˂ ͒o˻          |

Squeekbold grr bla bla growl!

(Behold, my family, I have returned, having pilfered the greatest of treasures!)

[Aklyon]

>woose
Didn't we just take the table out of there, though? Why are we going back in to meet the One Who Yells HALT! ?
Also, we might as well set this thing up into code tags or [tt ] tags to keep it correctly spaced, though that might make the table look odd.

[Bdthemag]

╪╪╪╪                                           
╪╪╪╪
╪╪╪╪ 
╪╪╪╪                                                                   
╪╪╪╪             ノ(°o°ノ)   |(°o°ノ)       ノ(°□°ノ)

Wait a minute, where did the table go?

[woose1]

>woose
Didn't we just take the table out of there, though? Why are we going back in to meet the One Who Yells HALT! ?

Because the alternative is getting shot full of arrows/disemboweled? Also, 'get moving' doesn't necessarily mean that we're going back inside the fort.