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Teach

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FBI investigates Dwarven hate crimes
« on: November 23, 2011, 10:22:53 pm »

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11327/1192050-100-0.stm

Beatings and jail time won't suffice, off to the magma chamber!
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Re: FBI investigates Dwarven hate crimes
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2011, 03:07:49 am »

Well that's rather despicable.

On a more amusing note, I'd like to call everyone's attention to the fact that there is a man in this world named Lester Mullet.
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Re: FBI investigates Dwarven hate crimes
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2011, 12:18:04 pm »

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On a more amusing note, I'd like to call everyone's attention to the fact that there is a man in this world named Lester Mullet.

Today has been a good day. Although I amazed that these guys were actually able to hit the beard, let alone destroy it. I mean, you can't even target it directly, it has to be an incredibly lucky shot to the head. They probably killed at least fifty or so trying to get it right. Damn, now that's dedication.
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or maybe Valve goes out of business because they invested too heavily in something which then fails - like, say, human civilization.
Alternatively, initiate strife to refuse additional baked goods, and then abscond.

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Re: FBI investigates Dwarven hate crimes
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2011, 03:08:18 pm »

You don't fuck with the Mullet clan.

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Re: FBI investigates Dwarven hate crimes
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2011, 12:28:14 am »

After reading that it seemed more like the Mullet Mafia than Mullet clan...
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Re: FBI investigates Dwarven hate crimes
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2011, 12:30:57 am »

That's a nice beard you've got there. It'd be a shame if anything were to happen to it.
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Re: FBI investigates Dwarven hate crimes
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2011, 12:40:30 am »

And the next morning the leader of an amish group wakes up with a horse head beard in his bed.
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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