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[Keeshi]

My wife is sitting next to me, playing DF..... I'm so happy, yet so sad. Because we only have 1 pc. She is doing her first trade... 30k worth of goods. wow

[Cheeetar]

Why won't we believe this?

[Dsarker]

Cheeetar, this is obviously a spam bot thread. You can tell because we won't believe this. It is unbelievable that a man who plays DF could get married. He'd be too happy with his legendary dining room to share.

[King DZA]

UN-MOTHERFUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!
Your WIFE?! playing DF!?!?! You gotta be shittin' me! Did you already call the news station?? Sounds like we got a story on our hands!

Nah, I'm just kidding with you. Pretty cool, I guess.

[Yoink]

Hehehe, lucky you, having met someone as twisted disturbed unique as your DF-playing self!
...Let's just see her reaction to her first fun, though. If she burst out into raucous laughter as absolutely everything goes wrong, then she passes the dwarf test.

[Iton Ibrukrithzam]

My wife is sitting next to me, playing DF..... I'm so happy, yet so sad. Because we only have 1 pc. She is doing her first trade... 30k worth of goods. wow

You probably shouldn't tell her about the horrible, soul-rending atrocities.

I mean, unless she mentions them first.

[maksymka]

Wait. How did you post it then? Smartphone?

[proxn_punkd]

...Let's just see her reaction to her first fun, though. If she burst out into raucous laughter as absolutely everything goes wrong, then she passes the dwarf test.

Quoted for truth. The ultimate measure of Dwarf Fortress is how much you can enjoy losing everything. Again. And again. And again.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

What's not to believe? I play DF with my girlfriend all the time.

[King DZA]

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
You too!?!? Someone get a hold of the UN! The world has to know!!

Okay, I'll stop now...

[The Merchant Of Menace]

So yes, you now know of three females who play the game.

[Gatleos]

So yes, you now know of three females who play the game.

I'm counting six.

[EveryZig]

...Let's just see her reaction to her first fun, though. If she burst out into raucous laughter as absolutely everything goes wrong, then she passes the dwarf test.

DF. It puts the 'laughter' in 'slaughter'.

[tolkafox]

Your wife plays DF? Did she hate it before she played it? O.o

This doesn't bode well for your sex life.

[Putnam]

So yes, you now know of three females who play the game.

Ratio of male-to-female on the board, as the board itself says:

1.8:1

Notability of women playing DF:

(0.000314159265358979323846%^i)*0