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Urist McDwarfFortress

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You are... some dude.
« on: November 22, 2011, 06:35:50 pm »
Just chillin' on your couch watching TV. You've got a job, an apartment, a car, a bit of cash... Dwarf Fortress... yeah, thats about it.

Perhaps you should do something with your life... change the world, travel to Mexico, start a company, conquer the world, or something. I don't know; its your life. I'm just narrating!
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Quote from: daveralph1234 on October 02, 2012, 03:40:56 pm
Sorry, for a moment there I forgot we were all psychopaths.
Quote from: katana on October 25, 2012, 04:10:58 pm
Someone who has random urges to make mog juice isn't exactly going to care about the cost effectiveness of obtaining it.

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Re: You are... some dude.
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 06:51:45 pm »
>Play Dwarf Fortress
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Urist McDwarfFortress

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Re: You are... some dude.
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 07:15:07 pm »
You turn off the TV and turn on DF.  Unfortunately, you accidentally breach a volcano in the wrong place and it fills your fortress with magma.  In a desperate attempt to save your last few dwarfs, you mine out some cotton candy, but instead of saving the fort, you released the clowns.

That went badly. (on a scale of 1-20, you rolled a 1... ouch!)
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Quote from: daveralph1234 on October 02, 2012, 03:40:56 pm
Sorry, for a moment there I forgot we were all psychopaths.
Quote from: katana on October 25, 2012, 04:10:58 pm
Someone who has random urges to make mog juice isn't exactly going to care about the cost effectiveness of obtaining it.

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Re: You are... some dude.
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 07:19:25 pm »
Realize your name is Dancing Jim and your life dream has always been to become the king of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!
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Re: You are... some dude.
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 07:22:18 pm »
Quote from: Powder Miner on November 22, 2011, 07:19:25 pm
Realize your name is Dancing Jim and your life dream has always been to become the king of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

This.
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Re: You are... some dude.
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 09:41:26 pm »
Quote from: Hitty40 on November 22, 2011, 07:22:18 pm
Quote from: Powder Miner on November 22, 2011, 07:19:25 pm
Realize your name is Dancing Jim and your life dream has always been to become the king of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

This.

I have no disagreements whatsoever.
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 09:46:03 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on November 22, 2011, 09:41:26 pm
Quote from: Hitty40 on November 22, 2011, 07:22:18 pm
Quote from: Powder Miner on November 22, 2011, 07:19:25 pm
Realize your name is Dancing Jim and your life dream has always been to become the king of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

This.

I have no disagreements whatsoever.

>Head out to the nearest disco club and DISCOOOO!!!!!!! like there is no tomorrow.
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Re: You are... some dude.
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2011, 09:48:47 pm »
==> Get a new rad alpha of a hyped-up game from the mailbox, then play it.
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Re: You are... some dude.
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2011, 10:43:58 pm »
Quote from: The Fool on November 22, 2011, 09:46:03 pm
Quote from: King DZA on November 22, 2011, 09:41:26 pm
Quote from: Hitty40 on November 22, 2011, 07:22:18 pm
Quote from: Powder Miner on November 22, 2011, 07:19:25 pm
Realize your name is Dancing Jim and your life dream has always been to become the king of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

This.

I have no disagreements whatsoever.

>Head out to the nearest disco club and DISCOOOO!!!!!!! like there is no tomorrow.

BOOGY FEVER ALLLLL DAY LAAAAAAAAWNG
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Re: You are... some dude.
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 11:36:16 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 22, 2011, 10:43:58 pm
Quote from: The Fool on November 22, 2011, 09:46:03 pm
Quote from: King DZA on November 22, 2011, 09:41:26 pm
Quote from: Hitty40 on November 22, 2011, 07:22:18 pm
Quote from: Powder Miner on November 22, 2011, 07:19:25 pm
Realize your name is Dancing Jim and your life dream has always been to become the king of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

This.

I have no disagreements whatsoever.

>Head out to the nearest disco club and DISCOOOO!!!!!!! like there is no tomorrow.

BOOGY FEVER ALLLLL DAY LAAAAAAAAWNG

DISCOOOO!!!!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2011, 06:14:24 am »
Quote from: Tlc2011 on November 22, 2011, 11:36:16 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 22, 2011, 10:43:58 pm
Quote from: The Fool on November 22, 2011, 09:46:03 pm
Quote from: King DZA on November 22, 2011, 09:41:26 pm
Quote from: Hitty40 on November 22, 2011, 07:22:18 pm
Quote from: Powder Miner on November 22, 2011, 07:19:25 pm
Realize your name is Dancing Jim and your life dream has always been to become the king of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

This.

I have no disagreements whatsoever.

>Head out to the nearest disco club and DISCOOOO!!!!!!! like there is no tomorrow.

BOOGY FEVER ALLLLL DAY LAAAAAAAAWNG

DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

Night fever, night fever. MUST HAVE THIS!
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Re: You are... some dude.
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2011, 06:24:07 am »
Quote from: JackoftheBox on November 23, 2011, 06:14:24 am
Quote from: Tlc2011 on November 22, 2011, 11:36:16 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 22, 2011, 10:43:58 pm
Quote from: The Fool on November 22, 2011, 09:46:03 pm
Quote from: King DZA on November 22, 2011, 09:41:26 pm
Quote from: Hitty40 on November 22, 2011, 07:22:18 pm
Quote from: Powder Miner on November 22, 2011, 07:19:25 pm
Realize your name is Dancing Jim and your life dream has always been to become the king of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

This.

I have no disagreements whatsoever.

>Head out to the nearest disco club and DISCOOOO!!!!!!! like there is no tomorrow.

BOOGY FEVER ALLLLL DAY LAAAAAAAAWNG

DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

Night fever, night fever. MUST HAVE THIS!

Nothing could possibly go wrong with this. DOOOOO EEEEEEET.
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Re: You are... some dude.
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2011, 04:22:39 pm »
The voices in your head have spoken!  You must DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

After all, your momma didn't name you Dancing Jim for nothing!  A quick internet search turns up that the nearest disco club is several hours drive away.  No matter!  You jump in your car and are (relatively) soon on the dance floor.

Time to bust. A. Move.
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You put on quite a show and several of the six other disco enthusiasts at the club are quite impressed by your awesome moves. 

You're not sure you've quite attained the status of "King of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!," however.  In fact, you're not even sure how one attains such a lofty title.  You ask around a bit, and but no one here is any help.  Most of them assume that you are joking.

Eventually, the club closes.  You are quite tired after your all-night disco party.  Work starts in a few hours, and you're several hours away.  In fact, if you head there now, you'll probably be a bit late.  What do you want to do?
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Quote from: daveralph1234 on October 02, 2012, 03:40:56 pm
Sorry, for a moment there I forgot we were all psychopaths.
Quote from: katana on October 25, 2012, 04:10:58 pm
Someone who has random urges to make mog juice isn't exactly going to care about the cost effectiveness of obtaining it.

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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2011, 05:02:32 pm »
DISCOOOO!!!!!!! all the way back home. Who cares if it takes longer than actually driving?
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Re: You are... some dude.
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2011, 05:06:16 pm »
Quote from: SirAaronIII on November 23, 2011, 05:02:32 pm
DISCOOOO!!!!!!! all the way back home. Who cares if it takes longer than actually driving?

Seems legit.
DISCOOOO!!!!!!!
If we are to be king. Disco all night laaaaaaaaaaaawng.

Maybe we'll attain disco enlightenment through constant disco-meditation? Also, what is out job exactly?
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