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[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Its DISCOOOO!!!!! time!  Although really, its always DISCOOOO!!!!! time for a guy named Dancing Jim!  You consider your wardrobe and are currently wearing your most 70's-est outfit: a bright purple button-up shirt (with the top two button left undone, obviously) and some black bell-bottom pants.  You suppose you might be able to do better, but how?

You abandon your attempt to DISCOOOO!!!!! back to your house and/or work and instead DISCOOOO!!!!! towards the nearest college, which is fortunately much closer.  You arrive at the State University of Right Here around noon and DISCOOOO!!!!! through the hustle and bustle of students going to and from classes.  They applaud your incredible DISCOOOO!!!!! moves!

You DISCOOOO!!!!! into the science building and ask the first professor-looking guy you see about time travel.  He tells you he is a geology professor, and doesn't think that really falls under his field.  He kindly refers you to the physics department.

Time to DISCOOOO!!!!! on over to the physics dudes and see what they've got.  For whatever reason, the secretary takes you seriously!  She sends you over to meet a certain Professor Brown.  The two of you discuss your theories on time travel... well, he discusses his theories, anyway.  Most of it is stratospherically over your head.  You do manage to learn a bit though and understand that the main reason Brown hasn't attempted to build a prototype yet is that he has found it impossible to get funding.

[King DZA]

Funding, you say...

Hey, what's Dancing Jim's current hairstyle like? We're going to need rock a funkalicious afro if we're serious about becoming the king of DISCOOOO!!!!!

Oh, and a sparkling gold medallion wouldn't hurt, either.

[Johnfalcon99977]

>DISCOOOO!!!!! Ninjas: Attack Dancing Jim.

>DISCOOOO!!!!! Battle: ROUND ONE!

[Elvisdogs]

DISCO around town for money for funding.

[Powder Miner]

DISCOOOO!!!!!!! Kick the ninjas! End up gettign tips from people who you save with the power of DISCOOOO!!!!!!!

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Find the nearest DISCOOOO!!!!! contest with a large cash prize and attempt to use your !!!!!DISCOOOO!!!!! powers to get first place.   Use the funding to help Professor Brown if he agrees to send you back to the era of true funkadellic DISCOOOO!!!!!

[Loud Whispers]

Find the nearest DISCOOOO!!!!! contest with a large cash prize and attempt to use your !!!!!DISCOOOO!!!!! powers to get first place.   Use the funding to help Professor Brown if he agrees to send you back to the era of true funkadellic DISCOOOO!!!!!

But if we do that.... We could mess up the time space continuum and become the original DISCOOOO!!!!! king... Which although sounds awesome, you all remember what happened to the original DISCOOOO!!!!! king?

[Vorthon]

We should DISCOOOO!!!!! to the nearest computer and set up a DISCOOOO!!!!!-tastic fundraiser online.