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[adwarf]

He put a witch's hat on, and it made him into a she.

[Dave1004]

He put a witch's hat on, and it made him into a she.

Please immediately direct me to the dungeon that holds this hat. I will pay in copious amounts of bagged oregano and baby duck wine.

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Has everybody posted their turns? Are we missing somebody? I'm too lazy and/or stupid to check...

[adwarf]

I am pretty sure we still need Talarion's action.

Also I think Riccto's trial will be the most intense one. All loaded with combat

[Dave1004]

I am pretty sure we still need Talarion's action.

Also I think Riccto's trial will be the most intense one. All loaded with combat

Hah, that's cool. I'm looking forwards to reading it! You have a pretty good style, y'know? That's probably why I'm eagerly awaiting what happens next to Malakai...

Kuu! I can't wait, dammit! We should play a mini-RTD while we wait. I don't know, something to pass the time. An RTD in an RTD? Ooh, inception!...Eh.

[Talarion]

Burn those records! ... Find out where they are first. Stealthy-like.


Sorry it took me so long, I've been running around like a headless chicken because of a school thing >.>

[adwarf]

Have you ever been a headless chicken ? Its so much fun !

[Powder Miner]

Life of a Chicken mini-RTD!

Dave1004: You wake up to another morning in your farm, pecking at your seeds. But something seems kinda... wrong today. It's... empty. there are less chicken friends today, and you see a truck where the chicken friends are goi- oh dear. It's slaughter day. You've got to get out of here!

[Dave1004]

Life of a Chicken mini-RTD!

Dave1004: You wake up to another morning in your farm, pecking at your seeds. But something seems kinda... wrong today. It's... empty. there are less chicken friends today, and you see a truck where the chicken friends are goi- oh dear. It's slaughter day. You've got to get out of here!

I head to the northern part of the farm, hoping to escape these dastardly demons who would dare to attempt harm upon I, LORD CHICKEN! Along the way, I try and activate my racial skill, "Bwawk."

Also, I'm vegetarian by the way. How...interestingly quaint!

[Powder Miner]

Dave1004 LORD CHICKEN: Hmm... there's a gate preventing you from getting out... Clearly you must leap over it! (5)! Using every bit of your chickeny strength, you leap, flapping your wings as you settle peacefully on the top of the gate. Now to get to the northern part of the camp... (2) ...YOu appear to be lost, and you head in a random direction (3, North) Upon checking landmarks, you find you HAVE gone north! Now just to use your chicken BWAWKiness! (2) You cluck a little bit.

[Dave1004]

Dave1004 LORD CHICKEN: Hmm... there's a gate preventing you from getting out... Clearly you must leap over it! (5)! Using every bit of your chickeny strength, you leap, flapping your wings as you settle peacefully on the top of the gate. Now to get to the northern part of the camp... (2) ...YOu appear to be lost, and you head in a random direction (3, North) Upon checking landmarks, you find you HAVE gone north! Now just to use your chicken BWAWKiness! (2) You cluck a little bit.

Curses, fowled again! I arm myself with a nearby weapon, and attempt to find feather something related to a human. Of course, preferably human. If one is encountered, said human is about to get cocked.

[Powder Miner]

LORD CHICKEN: Hmm... That didn't work. To arms! (2) Unfortunately, you find nothing your stubby little chicken legs can hold. However, if you find something human-related you might escape. (1) You find a human. With a butcher's cleaver.

[Dave1004]

LORD CHICKEN: Hmm... That didn't work. To arms! (2) Unfortunately, you find nothing your stubby little chicken legs can hold. However, if you find something human-related you might escape. (1) You find a human. With a butcher's cleaver.

"This...is a dire situation indeed. I may be the very last of all chicken kind on this here farm, and I won't allow my race to fall without pride. Be my foe human or beast, I shall assert my domain over the world! And when all is said and done, my roost shall be in the greatest part of the farm world! ONWARD, TO VIIICTORY!

Using my feathery might, I launch an attack of a very peckish nature! We'll see how this human swings a cleaver without any eyes, aye!?

[Powder Miner]

LORD CHICKEN!: Er... Ah... you seem to be in a bit of a pickle. IT doesn't seem you can escape... You may very well be the last chicken on the farm... FOR GLOOORYY!!!! AND FOR CHICKENKIIIIIND! (1)(5) You leap at him, and are promptly whapped out of the air by the flat of his blade. You are stunned! (4)(2-1)
He scornfully swings at you with the cleaver, neatly beheading you.

GAME OVER

[Dave1004]

LORD CHICKEN!: Er... Ah... you seem to be in a bit of a pickle. IT doesn't seem you can escape... You may very well be the last chicken on the farm... FOR GLOOORYY!!!! AND FOR CHICKENKIIIIIND! (1)(5) You leap at him, and are promptly whapped out of the air by the flat of his blade. You are stunned! (4)(2-1)
He scornfully swings at you with the cleaver, neatly beheading you.

GAME OVER

...I see. This is a very unfortunate end, to a very honorable chicken. I pray that he receives his fourty-four hens...Rest in peace, MacGyverfeathery. You shall be remembered...

Also: Is this all? Is turn 2 coming? Will the incredible hero Malakai be able to defeat the Dark Lord? Tune in next week, on Ranger's Apprentice: The RTD!

[adwarf]

Not Next week either tomorrow, or the day after, and turn 2 will appear from a headless chicken.