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[The Fool]

"This is an awesome RV... Why is the fridge locked?"

[Loud Whispers]

I'm surprised that with this many explosions a cave in hasn't occurred...


A large rumbling sound is heard in the distance...

D:

Also don't open the fridge, someone burst the magma pipe inside it.

[The Fool]

"Oh... alright... Wait, what was that sound."

Fool popped his head out the window and looked back. It looked like a landslide, but on closer inspection it was a herd of angry bulls.

"Drive! Don't look back!"

((Who says you need logic?))

[Loud Whispers]

it was a herd of angry bulls.

We must weaponize.

ADD TO THE CONVOY.

[Sinpwn]

"ARGHBARGLE!"
Sinpwn jumps off the dorfmobile and begins to wrastle the bulls. All of them.

[Loud Whispers]

"ARGHBARGLE!"
Sinpwn jumps off the dorfmobile and begins to wrastle the bulls. All of them.

Quick, use the batdwarf patented bull herding rope!

[Kestrel_6]

I Pull out a cattle prod, and charge!

"TASTE MAH TESLA!"

[lawastooshort]

I'll offer the bulls tea. They're probably just angry, and a nice cup of tea would calm them down. I still have some biscuits too.

[Loud Whispers]

I'll offer the bulls tea. They're probably just angry, and a nice cup of tea would calm them down. I still have some biscuits too.

Dude, I use that tea to wash.

Give them some shoggoth on toast instead.

!!IDEA!!

Bull stampede driven convoy - no need to refuel, just graze

We will leave a mighty trail of fertilisers in our wake.

[The Fool]

We shall lead the stampede with a red shower curtain! This is insane the best idea ever.

[Loud Whispers]

*Attaches red curtain to the airship*

WE FINALLY HAVE A USE FOR THIS THING!!!

[Gatleos]

Gatleos steps on the gas as the bulls run alongside the RV.

"We need to harness them with something!"

[The Fool]

Fool puts down his bag, and takes his sketchbook and pencils out.

"Here. The bag is full of rope. No one ever brings rope!" [/d&djoke]

Sure enough the bag was full to the brim with coils of rope. Silk fiber rope.

[Loud Whispers]

Make sure no one burns it.

[Gatleos]

"Alright! Someone climb through the ceiling hatch and attach the shower curtain to the back of the blimp! Fool, tie the rope into... *looks out window* sixteen lassos!"

Gatleos swerves onto Silverdale's main street to find that most of the town is destroyed.

"This whole place is a big trap!"