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[Loud Whispers]

So we have a super computer, a terrorist note, a convoy full of escaped lunatics and a shoggoth all working together to find Toady, and we're still at the same point we were on page 1? 

[Dermonster]

To be fair, I have no idea how to actually do shit in a RP. Where's the GM? I need a GM. *Curls up into a ball*

[Furtuka]

Well we are not at the same progress since our current goal is to recover Scamps and use him to track down Toady hence why we are in Oregon on the way to Washington

[Loud Whispers]

Well we are not at the same progress since our current goal is to recover Scamps and use him to track down Toady hence why we are in Oregon on the way to Washington

We should'a brought more bullets on the embark screen

[Furtuka]

Furtuka decided to go outside and buy a giant pumpkin before starting a fort.

[Kestrel_6]

"Alright, it would appear we are all alone in trying to find Toady. Maybe people who play Minecraft could help, but it is a minor stretch"

[Furtuka]

Furtuka comes back dragging a pumpkin the size of a very small car behind him.

"Well we haven't really spread the word yet, I guess a few people from Something Awful might help, maybe. And the Oots forums has had some community forts...  I've never been very good at understanding inter-fandom relations"

[Kestrel_6]

"But considering that they sent us a note, we need to find locations important to Bay12ers. Any ideas?"

Go fetch a Cola from the fridge

"By the way, DON'T TOUCH THE LOCKERS!"

[Furtuka]

"Locations important to Bay12ers? Well we are already on our way to Toady's home. Not sure what else there it"

[Powder Miner]

Powder Miner walked into the house. "Hmm, where's the bathroom? Is it here- AAAAARGH OH GOD GIANT THREE-HEADED BADGER!"

[Furtuka]

Furtuka broke open a nearbye glass case and pulled a cobra out of it. He then tossed it into the badger pen and the 3-headed Badger quickly chased after the snack.

[Loud Whispers]

Hey guys has anyone seen solid cobra- COBRA?

COBRA?


COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!??!??!??!?!??!?!?!!!??!?!!!!!!!

[Kestrel_6]

"No, not Toady's house. Too small. Somewhere big. Somewhere every Bay12er will immediately know it's location"

As for the badger... A little 'deterrent'

[Furtuka]

"If it existed in real life I would say the Adamantine Spire"

[Loud Whispers]

Cobra

Spoiler: Perfect rendezvous (click to show/hide)

We'll just reclaim this fortress.