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[Powder Miner]

"Oh god, what have I got myself into?"

[Kestrel_6]

"Saving Toady One, or do I have to prepare a SMEAC?"

[Powder Miner]

"...May I ask what a SMEAC is?"
Powder Miner felt very unnerved.

[Kestrel_6]

"It is a Situation, Mission, Execution, Admin&logistics, and lastly, Command&sigs. Us Army Cadets and the ADF use them."

[Furtuka]

"Are we there yet?"

[Kestrel_6]

"Yep"

I pull into the carpark, and there, is a small house

On it, says "Property of Kestrel_6, keep out!!"

"I prepared for you guy's arrival."

[Gatleos]

Gatleos steps out of the side door of the mobile home.

"How did you even know we were... going to be... is that a rock trap above the door?"

[Kestrel_6]

"Yeah. That was a B---h to rig up. Step inside everyone."

"And as for the placement of this area, the plot demanded it to me."

[Loud Whispers]

Where is here? Also, I have £2, which with scary exchange rates, is something like a few hundred million z$

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Urist is in Kestrel's magma-powered kitchen cooking up some delicious-smelling ☼Forgotten Beast Tallow Roasts☼

"Oh great, you guys made it!  If you're hungry, I've got plenty of +Dwarven Syrup Biscuits+ in the fridge."

[Furtuka]

"Is there a game room?"

[Loud Whispers]

"Is there a game room?"

Open the fridge, and take the stairs down the left. The one on the right just leads to a giant three headed badger.

[Furtuka]

Furtuka went to the gameroom, where he found a gigantic monitor and supercomputer that he started playing DF on.

[Loud Whispers]

Furtuka went to the gameroom, where he found a gigantic monitor and supercomputer that he started playing DF on.

Hey, maybe under the embark site search, you could try to put TOADY: YES

[mcclay]

Mcclay ran into the attic and began setting up  a summoning circle. "Derm, bring the second vlume of the first edtion up here, I have an idea!"