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[Roboboy33]

"JUST KEEP GOING!"
"HOLD ONTO THE TIRE MAN!"

[Loud Whispers]

*Raises hand slowly*

Hruhluhruhluh.... Ninja's... Everywhere.... Stealing all of the comments....


CONSPIRACY

Loud Whispers has passed out from the pain.

[Dermonster]

"Hey wait wha- AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAH! AAAAAH! Goddamnit AAAAAH!"

Derms shoulder has hit a cupboard at about 25 MPH. It hurts quite a bit.

[Mullet Master]

Fredrick leans forward on his motorcycle and tries to tuck his body in to go as fast as possible. The wind envelops him, and the dashed lines on the road starts to blur as the speedometer reads over 100. He's already late for the meetup, and can't afford to lose any time.

As he reaches the crest of a hill, he sees a man walk out infront of a vehicle and get hit not even a hundred yards in front of him. The brakes on this antique bike are pretty bad, so Fredrick starts braking immediately and the bike starts skidding towards the scene of the accident.

Only a yards from the RV, the bike starts to wobble widely and crashes onto the street. Fredrick is thrown free , landing in the bushes somewhere on the side of the road. ((All this occuring in view of Gatleos))

[Powder Miner]

"Wait what's going o-" Powder Miner was flung bodily into the other side of the room. "OUCH! MY ARM! NEARLY BROKE MY ARM! ...FOR THE SIXTH TIME!" Powder Miner, yelling painfully, climbed into an unoccupied bed and hung on for dear life. With his non-hurt arm.

[Gatleos]

The RV skids to halt, and Gatleos hops out of the driver's seat and runs down the street toward the prone body.

"Hey, are you okay- what the hell? Are you wearing a full suit of armor?"

[Roboboy33]

"Does he want any of my poptarts? Cause he cant have any."

[Loud Whispers]

Wutha....?

 

There is no time to procrastinate very slowly indeed!
Onwards to Washington! We have to stop the Ninjas! They're going to spoiler the world!

[Powder Miner]

Rubbing his arm, Powder commented on the crazy man. "Are you OK? We're not on the forum right now. There's no ninja-ing posts because there are no posts to speak of." He nodded slowly and shook his head slowly to emphasize his point. "Toady got kidnapped, that's why we're driving..."

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

We're already there.

/omfgwtfbbq/

[Powder Miner]

Powder Miner sared at the man for a little bit. "...YOu should probably get some help." Crazy man saying spoiler and waiting for someone to respond to him before he spouted out some weird crap.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

spoilers are cool.
/ /

[Dermonster]

"Gatleos? Buddy? Quick question."

Derm upended the first aid kit from the bathroom.

"WHY THE HELL DOES YOUR ENTIRE FIRST AID KIT CONSIST OF RED BULL AND CHEETOES!?"

[Powder Miner]

"Wait... wait... what? Err... I'm a Boy Scout I might be able to help? *cough*Not likely. *cough*" Powder Miner wasn't sure what to think. HAd the entire preparation process consistedf a minute of shoving random things into boxes- no wait, wait, he didn't want that question answered.

[mcclay]

"Holy flipping fuck! That was pretty fucking awesome Gat!" Mcclay looks over at da hurt peoples. "If you need help I'm a Boyscout and I might be able to heal shit or something." *noncommtial shrug*