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[Loud Whispers]

The girls are NOT acknowledging the baby as their brother. I'm going to let him grow up a bit and see if they can become acquainted with him.. and IF they can, then I'm going to isolate them, let them grow up and try to make them marry eachother.

Dude. Their kids will have 5 arms and no legs. I mean, their mother's will already be raging alcoholics.

5 arms?! That's enough to allow them to quintuple wield weapons! And if you combine that with making them wield sword-chucks, then we could be possibly decuple-wielding sword chucks! Ultimate devastation in a dwarven package! Who cares if he can't move an inch? All we need to do is plop him down in the entrance and let goblins, FB's and Titans slay themselves upon his leglessness.

Load them in stone traps, they can roll down towards enemies in an Indiana Jones fashion

[Aspgren]

Okay. The son has become a child and a new daughter has been born... and I think this little experiment is over.

It's a bit Messy so let's put it like this:
 Daddy Muthkat immigrated with his two daughters. Their mother is unknown (ungenned). So he has no relation to her. Instead he married Tirist and had two children with her. In his eyes there is a wife and 4 children. Happy family of 6. Easy as that.
 Mommy Tirist fell in love with Muthkat and, after isolation, became friends with his two daughters. She figures they are his and doesn't adopt any mothership role. She only considers the ones that passed through her body as her children. Her relationscreen even states "only son" and "only daughter"
 The children are: Avuz & Logem (immigrants) and Tekkud (male) & Meng. Avuz & Logem don't take any notice of eachother or their real (non-existant) mother and move around like normal dwarves. They don't take any notice of neither Tekkud nor Meng either.
 Tekkuk & Meng are happy in, what they consider to be, their family of four. They don't acknowledge the immigrant girls .. and don't seem to build any new relation with them.

 Since the fortress-borne ones hang around Mommy Tirist all the time and the outsider girls prefer to stay in their own rooms .. the kids don't interact that much.
 I put the girls' beds into the master bedroom, to make the children speak to eachother and spark up a friendship. So far there has not been any change in their relations, despite them hanging out all day. I don't think there'll ever be dwarven incest.. because it seems the girls are indeed siblings to the fortress-borne and cannot make new connections, it's just that they're ... bugged. and thus they don't understand family values.

edit: Oh god. I read my post and it sounds like I consider incest to be normal family values.
Aspgren retches.

[Dsarker]

I consider incest to be normal family values.

A good quote for the Out of context thread. Yay!

[Aspgren]

I consider incest to be normal family values.

A good quote for the Out of context thread. Yay!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Loud Whispers]

Okay. The son has become a child and a new daughter has been born... and I think this little experiment is over.

It's a bit Messy so let's put it like this:
 Daddy Muthkat immigrated with his two daughters. Their mother is unknown (ungenned). So he has no relation to her. Instead he married Tirist and had two children with her. In his eyes there is a wife and 4 children. Happy family of 6. Easy as that.
 Mommy Tirist fell in love with Muthkat and, after isolation, became friends with his two daughters. She figures they are his and doesn't adopt any mothership role. She only considers the ones that passed through her body as her children. Her relationscreen even states "only son" and "only daughter"
 The children are: Avuz & Logem (immigrants) and Tekkud (male) & Meng. Avuz & Logem don't take any notice of eachother or their real (non-existant) mother and move around like normal dwarves. They don't take any notice of neither Tekkud nor Meng either.
 Tekkuk & Meng are happy in, what they consider to be, their family of four. They don't acknowledge the immigrant girls .. and don't seem to build any new relation with them.

 Since the fortress-borne ones hang around Mommy Tirist all the time and the outsider girls prefer to stay in their own rooms .. the kids don't interact that much.
 I put the girls' beds into the master bedroom, to make the children speak to eachother and spark up a friendship. So far there has not been any change in their relations, despite them hanging out all day. I don't think there'll ever be dwarven incest.. because it seems the girls are indeed siblings to the fortress-borne and cannot make new connections, it's just that they're ... bugged. and thus they don't understand family values.

edit: Oh god. I read my post and it sounds like I consider incest to be normal family values.
Aspgren retches.

I've achieved this by locking the dwarves together for MONTHS. Takes a long time. Even when they're lover's, it's usually two-three months before they marry.

[Aspgren]

indeed. but they aren't even becoming passing acquaintances .. which is achieved almost instantly.

[Loud Whispers]

indeed. but they aren't even becoming passing acquaintances .. which is achieved almost instantly.

Wait for them to grow up, this is a failsafe of a sorts.

[JJtoocool]

The girls are NOT acknowledging the baby as their brother. I'm going to let him grow up a bit and see if they can become acquainted with him.. and IF they can, then I'm going to isolate them, let them grow up and try to make them marry eachother.

Dude. Their kids will have 5 arms and no legs. I mean, their mother's will already be raging alcoholics.

5 arms?! That's enough to allow them to quintuple wield weapons! And if you combine that with making them wield sword-chucks, then we could be possibly decuple-wielding sword chucks! Ultimate devastation in a dwarven package! Who cares if he can't move an inch? All we need to do is plop him down in the entrance and let goblins, FB's and Titans slay themselves upon his leglessness.

Load them in stone traps, they can roll down towards enemies in an Indiana Jones fashion

Is this what bay12 is about? Motherless children, shunned sibilings, in-family marrige and 5-armed mutants rolling toward a goblin siege?

[powell]

Is this what bay12 is about? Motherless children, shunned sibilings, in-family marrige and 5-armed mutants rolling toward a goblin siege?

Quick, someone call fox news.  We'll become a rogue group of Anarcho-Socialist Pagans before the nights over.

[Teneb]

Oh god. I read my post and it sounds like I consider incest to be normal family values.
Aspgren retches.

I am sigging this.

Is this what bay12 is about? Motherless children, shunned sibilings, in-family marrige and 5-armed mutants rolling toward a goblin siege?

Quick, someone call fox news.  We'll become a rogue group of Anarcho-Socialist Pagans before the nights over.

I'll find an goat elf, you get a sacrificial knife. Blood for Armok and all that.

[Mego]

Oh god. I read my post and it sounds like I consider incest to be normal family values.
Aspgren retches.

I am sigging this.

Is this what bay12 is about? Motherless children, shunned sibilings, in-family marrige and 5-armed mutants rolling toward a goblin siege?

Quick, someone call fox news.  We'll become a rogue group of Anarcho-Socialist Pagans before the nights over.

I'll find an goat elf, you get a sacrificial knife. Blood for Armok and all that.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Also sigged.

[Teneb]

Is this what bay12 is about? Motherless children, shunned sibilings, in-family marrige and 5-armed mutants rolling toward a goblin siege?

Quick, someone call fox news.  We'll become a rogue group of Anarcho-Socialist Pagans before the nights over.

I'll find an goat elf, you get a sacrificial knife. Blood for Armok and all that.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Also sigged.

First time I've been sigged, it seems. Thank you sir.

[evileeyore]