Let's Battle the Gym
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Live the dream kid.
You can't sail a luxury cruise liner kid. Are you as high as that kid over there plans to be?
So Corna is populated by Delinquents? I probably could have figured that out, especially after that kid unleashed his killer sperm on me.
So this is our line up for the next gym. Pedobear is slightly under-leveled so we'll have to fix this.
You sicken me you molestation bear.
OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Okay, slightly less creepy now. Wait... what about your other- OH GODDAMMIT IT NO!
The buildings aren't spinning you fool.
No, you're suffering from vertigo.
Why? I'm sure it's- ewwwwwwww.
Why would you remember that?
This doesn't feel like adequate payment.
You really overestimate how much I care.
Alrighty then
I'm actually partial for the theory that you're as dumb as hell. No offense.
Neither do I.
Sexy Assassin would be a pretty cool job to put on your resume.
What.
That was crazy as hell.
There was an elevator?
Fuck you.
Huh, this place is certainly something.
That sounds like an awesome super hero name. You can be like "follow my advice if you want to live" and be a robot from the future.
Oh god, he actually created a sock puppet that looks like me and talked to it. He's kinda creeping me out.
This shouldn't be difficult then.
Considering that all of the bugs are either horrifying or look like something dirty, that's not exactly a good thing kid.
God damn, it's like Pedobear is some kind of mystical badtouch monster. A hurricane of molestation if you will.
LEAVE THE KID ALONE DAMMIT.
Are you talking about your penis?
KEEP YOUR PENIS IN YOUR PANTS!
Well, it could be considered phallic I guess.
Your mother is an ugly worm!
Good for you? I don't know what you were talking about but I'm trying to be polite for once.
Actually, Insects lack the brains required for higher intelligence and so act entirely on instinct.
Let's dance nerd woman.
Oh dear god, I don't think my body contains the amount of bile that could result from these two facing one another.
....That's not very fair. How does it even use Twin Needle?
I never want to see that happen ever again.
So Barbarossa kills the sperm like a boss.
That's different.
So many bloody potions.
My instinct? How, by using water on a rock bug?
Well, I am pretty rad.
All the other gym leaders laugh at your badge, don't they?
I'm sorry, what?
What does that have to do with what you just said?
But why this TM? Sure, your rock dude used it but it's probably the only bug that can use it.
That explains nothing.
Crazy nerd.
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The next update still has the same pokemon as before since that area is cut off without cut.
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