Long Update so I've split it up over two pages. But first...
The Map of Corna is fundamentally the same as the map of Hoenn. All the routes and towns are in the same locations, just with different designs and such.
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Wait, why am I capturing a Sever?
Why am I naming it this? Stupid Sever, you will never recieve healing from me because you somehow crept into my ball.
Why is it so Rainy around here? I mean, there's a permanent storm in Cloudrain but Breeze Way and Pink Town have no such issues.
Good to know that this route is inhabited by crazy people then.
I have no clue what the hell you are on about. Unless she is a member of the Titanic sinking recreation society.
OH LORD IT'S ONE OF THE CRAZY PEOPLE!
Wait, why is she laughing?
Well, an insane child shouldn't be too difficult.
Dammit Descan.
Still, Foamy won't let any old bird near his nuts.
That fish looks like he just derped himself. I mean, the only derpier looking pokemon is Stunfisk.
And it's not exactly a large gap between the two.
You Bipolar Brat.
It is the legendary sword of weeds!
I am aware of a Mr. Briney but not this chick. Are you making stuff up?
You could have just said "I think Ms. Britney is a pretty cool guy. She sails boats and doesn't afraid of anything"
A very good question indeed. Why are we here?
Oh god, I think he's freeballing under there.
Three of these guys also.
Huh, I kinda figured that I'd have to run the gauntlet to get past.
The hell?
Wait. I seem to have stopped caring.
And suddenly, conjoined twins.
These might be the worst critters yet. It's like a deranged lunatic decided to crack upon MS Paint and finished after his first designs.
Yeah, I kinda dealt nearly all the damage to Foamy just then. It's up to one pokemon to pull me out of this jam!
Fuck you Sever.
Oh god, I'm losing to conjoined twins.
Or not.
It's Anne Boleyn you stupid children. I swear to god, I'm going to... gah.
I'm sorry but what? Nothing said there makes any kind of sense.
AAHHHHHHHH!
Oh this is gonna suck.
Its eyes are staring into my soul. But at least things can't get any worse.
I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT THOSE BUGS! THIS IS THE WORST EVER!
WAIT, GET OUT OF THERE YOU SICK FUCK!
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We'll be back later tonight or tomorrow for the second half. The complete update is about 160 pics in length so I wanted to split them up.
Also, apologies to SeriousConcentrate. I know you got in first but Girlinhats name is quite appropriate for the... thing that is Babos.
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