Then by a margin of all votes to none, we are Jess. Fun fact, "she" also has a goatee. I've taken the liberty of editing it out from shots like this one.
Wait, no it hasn't.
The truck is pretty clearly still running you moron.
AH HELL, WHERE DID YOU JUST GO?
Yeah, get used to typos such as the one above. It took a while when I first played this game.
Ja ja? I don't even know what the hell you're talking about, what is wrong with you?
Wait, ready for what?
Wait! Don't throw me out of the damn truck!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY? THAT WAS A MOVING TRUCK!
He is an asshole. I was just minding my own business when he goes "Get in the truck, we're going on an adventure" and here I am.
Wait, why are you here? Where is here? How can you let someone do that to your daughter?
I have a daughter? No, I have a son.
I fucking hate you.
Yes, I suppose being thrown out of a moving truck is a peaceful way to disembark. Who is that asshole anyways?
Don't you fucking ignore me.
Yeah, I guess it's alright.
Look at you what way, what are you talking about?
So Arceus is a Spaniard? Also, way to break the fourth wall and point out that you suck.
Ah ha! I have no idea what you're talking about.
K'THX
Actually, it is 10:01. I will not have some clock telling me what time it isn't.
That's... not very interesting.
What's with the creepy laugh?
So you wished for cable tv?
Also, in this super innovative game; you live in the basement!
Old reliable is still here of course.
Where did those Kinboxo idiots piss off to?
Oh god, did he expose himself to another child?
I hope that he isn't aware that indecent exposure is a class two felony.
Oh god, I was only joking then. I didn't know he actually does it.
...what. He did that to a pokemon? Eew.
I highly doubt that.
Yeah, howabout no.
I hope that they have a cute son. Be nice to meet someone my own age for once.
Yeah, that sounds totally not interesting.
What the hell is a Sever?
Sounds potentially hilarious.
What's that short for?Jessica
Well, I've heard of a boy called Sue. I suppose that a boy named Jessica isn't that more bizarreI'm a damn girl. Can't you tell by my voice?
I think that you misspelt your surname. Isn't it spelt Kabuchy?
Awesome isn't it? Do you have a camera or something that I can borrow?
That... isn't quite what I had in mind.
Is it my badass jacket that makes people think that I'm a boy? Seriously, what the hell?
AAAAAAAAAH! WHY DID YOU SCREAM?
I'm sorry for scaring you but why are you acting weird?
Why did you impersonate me? And that's not my voice, mine is much higher pitched.
Oh god, you're as insane as Baro. You're holding a conversation with yourself.
It's funny as hell isn't it?
Wait, why? This is an awesome development.
Good for you, I'm not sure what that statement has to do with this situation. The best thing that we can do is just sit and watch.
I think you'll be the one that I hate the most
And stop that! I know that it's you that's saying that!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Everyone that I've met so far are insane. Still, four people from probably a couple of hundred isn't too bad.
And I missed all of it. I hate you little kid.
I hope that there might be a little bit more violence.
This game is a hell of a lot like Dora the Explorer with a shitload of dialogue in Spanish as well as in English.
That's what was your problem? That's so goddamn lame.
Yeah no.
DAMN MOONSPEAK!
STARTER POKEMON CHOICE TIME
Firegg
Seegg
Aquegg
12 letter name and what you think we should go. As with the character name, we pretty much go species choice and then best name for that mon.
Monsters in the upcoming areas
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