Last Time on Pokemon Quartz
And now back to our journey at hand
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You would think that the trees would provide a natural umbrella of sorts. Also, you are surprisingly not insane.
He has a party of dick worms also.
Well, I'm personally only happy when it rains.
...Indeed.
Japas creepy stare could not save himself from poison.
No my name is Jessie not Illo.
That's a stupid name.
I'M NOT A MAN!
Yes he is. Now piss off.
What the hell are you doing? You're hiding behind a 13 year old girl so- WILL YOU LET GO OF THOSE?
Why do you care about ghosts?
NEIN!
Ambar? So what... you're like a child abduction alert? That's kinda fucked dude.
Ah a Shock Pork. I've heard that they are pretty funky.
Dammit Foamy.
Still, electricity holds no sway over an old one.
Have I ever told you guys about how much I hate puns.
I don't care for the World Cup either but that's no excuse to shout at me. Words hurt.
They sent you on this mission to get you away from everyone else, didn't they?
Why would they need that?
...All this fuss over a ghost detector that cannot detect ghosts?
I'm Jessie. We should start like a group called Team Jet or something like that.
Oh sure of course.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Why is it staring at me? Are you looking at my chest?
This is what happens when I try to be clever people.
That might be the worst name for a witch ever.
Did you look by the eastest tree, whatever the crap that means?
Uhhh, thanks?
Interesting...
I think that this might be breaking the game open already. That's pretty much late game power not before the first gym power.
What could we have here?
Did my egg become a duck?
I'm pretty sure it became a duck.
It's a ghost. It also opted to jump into the ball without my creatures destroying it.
Kid, I've accidentally captured Babos. I doubt that anything could scare me more than that.
OH GOD, IT'S A SPERM. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've seen your sperm now, I think that's far more horrifying.
Small reward for that disgusting thing.
Fuck yes.
Thank god I'm out of there. I think I can do without roaming molestation bears and battling sperm.
In honor of my surviving that forest, I'm gonna take all your berries.
Sorry about that old woman.
But I just took all of your berries...
Nobody?
Good for you. I didn't mean to piss you off.
Please stop doing that, we both know that you're talking right now.
You disgusting bastard.
Delicous candy! I must eat it.
NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE MY CANDY!
THE CANDY IS MINE AND MINE ALONE LITTLE GIRL!
You did learn not to take my candy.
Goody, another pink place.
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Next time, we battle our first gym leader. You guys also get the honor of selecting our team!
Yog'Shogth -Ornaby - Water- lvl 16
Firelordsky- Hamet - Psychic- lvl 11
Japa- Cricoon - Bug - lvl 8
Foamy- Squirriti - Normal - lvl 8
Barbarossa- Reabari - Normal/Flying - lvl 14
Descan- Sever -Dark - lvl 4
Deathsword- Weedo -Water/Grass - lvl 5
Pedobear -Babos -Normal - lvl 5
Boo Berry- Strawbaya -Grass - lvl 6
Dsarker- Guinette - Ghost - lvl 5
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