And now the adventure truly begins. Also, turns out that the nicknames are ten letters and not twelve. Oh well, I am the dumb.
I'm still not seeing what's so pink about this place.
OH MY GOD, IT'S SO DAMN PHALLIC! ALSO, HRGRHRHRH!
God dammit, I didn't mean to do that.
Japa got~!
You remind me of something much better designed which eventually becomes the living embodiment of Rule 34. Hopefully we don't run into that problem right guys?
Huzzah, Japa can kinda defend itself.
There's only one squirrel that I know of that would stab something with an acorn and that's Foamy.
Didn't your mother tell you not to pick on girls? I have beaten up small children in the past and I will not let my streak of "beating up kids that try to start a fight" end to you.
Then shouldn't the world have glitched, leaving you as the best trainer in the world?
OH MY GOD, YOU WILL BE MINE!
Fun fact, Reabari was a bitch to capture for some reason.
Barbarossa got~! *Funnily enough, Barbarossa is a suitable name for Reabari since Barbarossa was an emperor of the Holy Roman Empire*
Firelordsky can also defend himself now. The only thing that it can't hurt is Sever and who gives a crap about them? Nobody that's who.
Huzzah! Rare Candy is always delicious.
But I'm a girl also. Why do I need to take it easy on you?
I'm so disappointed that her name isn't Vega. I mean, then she could flip around wearing a mask.
Firelordsky is able to murder things with his mind now so I have nothing to fear.
Heh. You said hard on. It's funny because it's a double entendre in my dirty mind.
But I'm a girl, not a dude. I just said so a minute ago.
OH GOD IT'S A CRAZY RAPIST!
I hope to god that he's wearing something underneath.
Only had two Sever, nothing compared to Jess and her group now known as the pain train.
That's nice, I like cookies.
This is strangely early but I'm not complaining.
But... but... why? My... why?
And then he took out his pokemon that looks like a penis made of poop and I beat it vigorously. True story.
Apparently it rains here. I don't see any though.
Spoke too soon.
I don't blame you guys, Reabari is actually kinda adorable.
OH MY GOD, THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE CUTEST THING EVER!
Not that I really want to but yes.
Impossible, I would have noticed a gym stuck in my teeth. Plus how could it get there?
Fascinating... no wait the other thing, tedious.
What the hell is a sing?
Is this a sing?
I love that the sign doesn't even know what the fuck it is talking about.
Do do do~! I love candy, I could live on candy.
Hey, how's it going?
No it doesn't. You're just speaking a language that you made up.
Well, I'm the master when it comes to shut up.
Look at the very few fucks that I give.
GAH. Where the hell did you come from?
I'm sorry but I fell asleep for a moment. What are we talking about?
It gets much funnier when you read everything written as caps like they are screaming at the top of their lungs.
Catching what, a cold? A baseball?
But I just came from there.
Kid, I don't even know you. So why the hell are you impersonating me when you barely know me and I barely know you?
I swear, the theory of widespread inbreeding is becoming more and more likely.
And how do you plan on attacking things? It doesn't learn an attack until the next level.
My Firelordsky could kick your Hamets ass anyday.
BROOTHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not with that thing you won't.
About that...
Words hurt more than actual violence Benito.
Stupid jerk.
What's with the pink names? Pink isn't interesting.
Even Ramon can beat her and his pokemon can't attack. I didn't give him anything to cover his ass because it would be funny.
Darkness Forest? Sounds... dark.
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In the next area is the most infamous monster in this hack
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As before, make a claim and first come first serve. Unless you've already got one then someone else gets it.
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