"Perfect!"
Now I can drown out my sorrows! I thought.
After the next couple of swigs of the stuff, about maybe fifteen percent is left, I take a brief moment to review how wasted I am:
Is my vision heavily clouded? Yup.
Do I have more then four hooves? Uh one, two, three, four, five, six, ugh so hard to count when their moving about!
Have I forgot my full name? It's Obsidian right? No it's... uh Quarts! There we go! Wait, no... people keep calling me... Granite! Yeah that's it!
Okay so according to my calculations I am completely hammered to the point of loosing a few brain cells. Now what I learned the following morning was that I get particularly chatty while intoxicated and will frequently speak my mind... Yeah that ain't good.
"My father doesn't love me!" I cry out. "All he wanted was a *hic* son that wasn't such a weakling! He just wants a son that fights! And kills! But noooo all he got was a son that was drunk forty-eight percent of the time and *hic* a son that can't do anything right! I can't butcher animals! I can't fight! I can't do anything right! All I can do is get kidnapped and waste the military's time by getting rescued! The other foals could have broken free! ANY foal could have broken free! But nope, father gets the one foal in the world that can't even protect himself! And I bet that they only love Brownie Bits! The gifted unicorn! She already knows her talent! And she doesn't get wasted everyday and fall into wells! All I wanted to be was a mechanic! And I managed to buck that dream up! I jacked Flux's diary and tried to build his traps, but all I did was get the pages torn up and break the pump system! Jaxler what the hell is wrong with me?!" After this rant I start bawling my eyes out and start filling the barrel with my tears...