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[jaxler]

"the only this that I have in this chest that is even closely related to jewelry is a 12 foot long gold chain used for smacking around JACKASSES LIKE YOU."

[L1wW]

"Why in god's name do you have a golden chain in your chest?" Granite asked. "Are you a sadist? And what the hell else in in there and why is it so important?"

[jaxler]

"I'm not a sadist and the contents of this chest are a collection of items that I've held on to from before I came to Dawnpick. The reason why it's so important is because there are things in here that I really shouldn't let anypony see without a solid explanation as to why and how I obtained them."

[L1wW]

"Well then tell how and why you obtained all these items." Granite says as he looks to the chest.

[jaxler]

Jaxler sighed

"Only if you promise not to try to steal from me again"

[L1wW]

"Okay, I promise not to try to steal from you."

[jaxler]

Jaxler bends over his chest and spends about a minute putting in all the numbers to the combination lock. once he opens the chest he stars pulling out a variety of strange things, among them were: more than two dozen foreign daggers, a long spiral horn, two brass-horseshoes, a black leather cloak, and huge golden chain, a Granite box, a set of lock picks, a totem, and several strange masterwork wood carvings.

"Each one of these items has a story to tell"

[L1wW]

"I find it funny how there's a granite box and lock picks next to it." Granite comments. "Please tell me about these things and what they mean."

[jaxler]

"I'll tell you the meaning to any item in here, you just pick which one."

[L1wW]

"Okay, start with the box I guess..."

[jaxler]

Jaxler picks up the box.

"The contents of this box are by far the most valuable thing in this entire town. When I said there was a demon inside my chest I was not lying for this right here is said demon. I obtained the contents of this box 7 years ago, and it was the last time I ever, erm... redistributed wealth in a less than legal manner. I'm afraid that I cannot tell you what is inside this box, it would be cruel of me to."

[L1wW]

"Understood, tell me about that chain Jaxler..."

[jaxler]

Jaxler picked up the golden chain.

"This weapon belonged to a domidian. The bastard was a huge, gnarly toothed, jackass who kept on talking in third person. Now, I ran into the guy a few days after I got my crossbow. the bucktoothed pony used this chain thing like a freaking whip and was planning on smearing me across the ground with it. I could barely dodge his strikes because of the wound i had in my side. Anyway I ended up killing the guy after learning two things. 1: wings can make pretty decent meat shields and 2: crossbows can make half decent hammers. Anyway, I kept his chain out of respect for the guy."

[L1wW]

"Wow Jaxler, that's awesome! What about the horn over there?"

[jaxler]

"Well, that horn belonged to an alicorn. It's a relic from my grandfathers service in the alicorn/pegasus wars. grandfather never told me how he got it, but it probably had something to do with him losing his wings and getting paralyzed below the waist"