(( UGH... CAN'T RESIST))
In a peaceful little meadow not so far away, a weathered marble statue sat. This statue in particular displayed an imposing Creature, hands reared back, head transfixed in what seemed like a perpetual warcry. His head is horse-like, with a deer antler on the right, a goat horn on the left, one long fang, different-sized pupils, a snake tongue, and a devilish goatee. He has the right arm of a lion, the left claw of an eagle, the right leg of a lizard, and the left leg of a goat. In addition, he has a bat's right wing, a Pegasus' left wing, and a snake's tail. He rested on a pedestal with a worn, almost unreadable plaque. The plaque read 'Discord: May ye rest in hell.'
"OUT! EVERYPONY OUT NOW ASDFHGHG"
The shout echoed down the meadow, long and faint, yet powerful none the less. the disturbance causes a single wide crack to arc up the statue.
"Sisters above! Glaive, Falcata I'm sorry! I was just... I'm so, so sorry!"
Another wide crack splinters across the statue vertically.
"What the bucking hell happened here!"
The statue blasts apart, The draconequus breathes life again.
"YAWWWGH!"
The draconequus's intimidating pose turns into a mundane stretch
"Call me any name you want, Celestia, at least I don't turn ponies to stone..." Discord growled, exercising the pain out of his neck.