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[Rose]

They are all musical instruments.

I am the sexiest person on earth.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Of course you are, look at that hawt zombay!

John Lennon never existed

[DinosaurusRex_x]

A lot of hippies did a whole lot of drugs back in the 60s and it was sort of a group trip thing - random people recorded music, and using advanced hippy technology they were able to project acid trips through vinyl recordings being played back to make other people stoned enough to believe in the Lennon too.

Toad from Mario 2 would make a better fortress than the Dwarfs from DF.

[mcclay]

Because killing the fuckers is oh so fun.

The world of George Orwell's 1949 is actually a nice place to live.

[The Fool]

As long as you don't mind having every move you make monitored and judged that is. Keeps the streets safe and no one has to worry about emotional abuse with the right medication.

Dracula was a nice guy and he threw the best parties.

[mcclay]

If you were a vampire

Azathoth is actually not retarded.

[Dsarker]

That is just what he WANTED US TO THINK!


This thread does not exist.

[The Fool]

As with all electronic media, there is no physical existence of any message boards, forums, or chat rooms. To say that this 'thread' even exists is a bit of a stretch.

I'm not going to play Skyrim, I am going to live Skyrim.

[Bdthemag]

You are planning to transport yourself into Skyrim using a magical device.

Being set on fire isn't as bad as people make it out to be.

[Araph]

It can't be that bad. After all, you never hear logs complain when you toss them into a fireplace, do you?

The world is actually on the backs of four massive elephants, which in turn are on the shell of a massive space turtle.

[Luke_Prowler]

Well that explains the stuffed aligator in my room.

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
 

[The Fool]

You are engaged in a computer simulation designed to train you to become the ultimate super soldier. The coding is breaking down, and you are becoming aware of it.

My flamethrower makes me fly through the sky.

[Ahra]

Of course, an jet engine is an big flamethrower afterall.

The cake is a lie.

[malimbar04]

According to wikipedia, cake is a bread or bread-like food. The primary distinction between cake and bread is that cake is sweet (and thus eaten as a desert). Tell me then, what is the difference between cake and bread? Bread can be sweet too. The only difference is when you eat it. Thus, cake doesn't exist, only bread does.
- That's not even counting cheesecakes, which are not bready at all. In all practicality, cheesecakes are not cakes either, but are better called a pie (and indeed, some of the best cheesecakes are made with a pie crust).

Cat's are smarter than dogs, on average.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Cats are clearly sly creatures, and therefore smarter then Dogs.

Furries are real.