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[malimbar04]

AIDS has the primary effect of weakening the immune system. All that's required is another virus that works with AIDS in a synergistic way, while also modifying our own brain (as some virus's have been seen to do in rats already). While there would normally be some barriers to a rate of infection - this would be solved by the violent tendencies of zombies and AIDS weakening of the immune system.

It's better to wear shorts when it's snowing out than it is to wear pants.

[The Fool]

So much cooler. 

The alarm clock is set for doomsday.

[Sean Mirrsen]

So that you can wake up, mister Freeman. Wake up... and smell the ashes.

The aliens are among us, masquerading as AA batteries.

[Dsarker]

There's too many of them for them to be real batteries.

Everything is art.

[UltraValican]

Of course, a man's penis weeps at fine pornagraphy
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[MonkeyHead]

And they are all like "Its better than yours..."

Dont look down.

[Roboboy33]

Down is up. so I look down.

I am your forum.

[Glowcat]

Clearly as Roboboy33 is using the Forum as a medium by which to speak, his message can be said to be from 'the forum' itself. All hail our forum made manifest!

People who die wake up in a slightly altered parallel dimension where their death didn't occur, and with no memory of the altered events.

[Kestrel_6]

so that way, they never think they're dead, and you can't tell anyone

Morroblivion is a biatch to install

[Elfeater]

Morroblivion doesn't exist, there for unsellable.
Cats own the world.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Humans give them everything they need, and they barely ever have to worry about being killed. Even the dogs are keep away just for them.

Science is fake.

[Elfeater]

Science made computers making your statement impossible nullifying your statement.


All humans eat grass daily.

[woose1]

Almost all herbivores, including cows, rabbits, horses, deer, and other types of animals which are commonly raised for food ingest at least a small amount of grass and other vegetation daily. Therefore, all humans (that eat these animals) eat grass daily.

2=1

[Araph]

That is obviously an advanced calculation in a form of math unknown to us at this present time.

When we imagine things, we will into existence an alternate universe that only we can observe.

[RedWarrior0]

One can extrapolate from "I think therefore I am" "I think it so it is."

Time Cube is real; its avatar is the doily.