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[Sean Mirrsen]

You have to get up close to kill with a sword, and you can kill only one or two men at a time.
Millions have been killed at the stroke of a pen.

A video camera's power can be as high as sixty kiloswords per second.

[Johnfalcon99977]

The pen is capable of communication between peers, and is a sgin of mutual agreement and peace, instead of bloodshed.
It also stings like hell when you poke it in someone's eye.

Edit: NINJA FUUUU-

The Neanderthals were clearly better then the modern Humans.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Swinging a sword will kill thousands of tiny spores, running a VHS tape for 1 second will kill millions of spores.

Edit: Neanderthals didn't have any crime, because they had no law.

Spores are people too you know.

[Sean Mirrsen]

But people who made Spore aren't.

Spore is a good game.

[Glowcat]

The more money spent on a game the better it will be. Lots of money was spent on Spore. Therefore, Spore must be a good game.

The only real flower in existence is the tulip. Every other flower is actually a goblin wearing a dress.

[Hubris Incalculable]

That's quite true. Modern science has known about the pollen-reproductive transvestite goblin phenomenon ((PRTGP) for years. In fact, Carolus Linnaeus was once quoted as saying "If a goblin-cradle dies, plant another in its place."

The world is a figment of the imagination of a giant monkey.

[King DZA]

That is why our world, and all of existence, seems so inconceivably complex and confusing. The reason it seems so difficult to make sense of it all, is because none of it is supposed to make sense in the first place. It's just a giant monkey thinking up a bunch of wacky ideas, and seeing how they interact with each other. Any sign of purpose or meaning in any of it is nothing more than our own imaginary minds desperately trying to understand and comprehend it all.

Time has a flavor.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Indeed, as any being with an N-dimensional tongue can attest.

Can't think of a statement, somebody fill in for me.

[Dsarker]

Of course you can't think of a statement. Many of the best are already taken.

Gravity doesn't exist.

[Kashyyk]

Indeed. We, and everything else are actually held down by the small traces of iron inside of everything.

Dragons exist.

[Johnfalcon99977]

The Komodo dragon in Indonesia is the evolved form of dragons. They were once fire breathing monstorities, but turned smaller and lost both flight and fire breathing since everyone saw them and ran.

Satan is clearly Humanities true savior.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Considering what the planet will turn into if the current pollution trends will continue... Hell might start to look like quite a nice place.

The russian explorers have successfully completed a night mission to the Sun.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

It was a one-way trip.

Most ninjas are pussies.

[Bdthemag]

A large majority of ninja's were women.

The earth is flat.

[Johnfalcon99977]

The Earth has no character or personality. Its just floating out there.

AIDS will be the cause of the Zombie Apocalypse.