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Author Topic: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKROx2)  (Read 20340 times)

Lillipad

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #180 on: May 02, 2012, 05:06:38 pm »

The only thing doors hate is the sound of a screeching guitar, screech at the door with a guitar.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #181 on: May 02, 2012, 05:11:21 pm »

Get back in the car, put in a CD of a gutbusting facemelt kvlt shredder solo while you carefully back up, and then drive through the door at top speed.

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #182 on: May 03, 2012, 12:57:53 am »

Get back in the car, put in a CD of a gutbusting facemelt kvlt shredder solo while you carefully back up, and then drive through the door at top speed.
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #183 on: May 03, 2012, 07:56:50 am »

Get back in the car, put in a CD of a gutbusting facemelt kvlt shredder solo while you carefully back up, and then drive through the door at top speed.
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
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Goats will ignore your grass and eat the neighbours' roses. They're just evil bastards like that.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #184 on: May 03, 2012, 09:53:39 am »

Get back in the car, put in a CD of a gutbusting facemelt kvlt shredder solo while you carefully back up, and then drive through the door at top speed.
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #185 on: May 23, 2012, 08:05:55 pm »

Get back in the car, put in a CD of a gutbusting facemelt kvlt shredder solo while you carefully back up, and then drive through the door at top speed.
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #186 on: May 23, 2012, 09:44:38 pm »

Get back in the car, put in a CD of a gutbusting facemelt kvlt shredder solo while you carefully back up, and then drive through the door at top speed.
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!

Ok ok ok! I swear I'll get back to this by this weekend! No work/school shit planned and I'm feeling pretty motivated!  And also, holy shit, what is it with you guys and ramming cars into buildings...
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #187 on: May 23, 2012, 10:00:13 pm »

We love ramming things. It's manly as hell. :D
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #188 on: May 26, 2012, 11:11:08 pm »

Well... it seems as if there's no other way than to just ram the door down with your car. You must really want that guitar back.



Pekka kindly reminds you to fasten your seatbelt, but you have far more important things to do:



Perfect theme music for your glorious entry.



And thus, Under a Funeral Moon, across a Vast Nocturnal Landscape, you assail the Metalhoof stronghold....

To be continued.
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Svarte Troner

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #189 on: May 27, 2012, 04:51:50 pm »





"What the fuck are you doing, Pekka!"

"I've got a better idea."



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQEhATEd5HY&feature=related



"But Pekka, that band won't release that album for another 10+ years...."
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #190 on: May 27, 2012, 08:50:14 pm »

To the wall! Aim for the door!
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #191 on: May 29, 2012, 02:46:02 pm »

Destroy door to tiny chunks with your black-as-satans-ass shitty Toyota
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Goats will ignore your grass and eat the neighbours' roses. They're just evil bastards like that.
Probably thats why they are used with pentagrams on covers of Satanic Black Metal albums.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #192 on: June 05, 2012, 08:06:57 am »

Step on that speeder like it was a bass drum pedal. I imagine they have two speeders installed, for ease of combined blastbeat/driving.
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Svarte Troner

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #193 on: September 15, 2012, 12:58:48 am »

*Svarte Troner performs unholy-dark necromantical rites devised in the deepest pits of Hell by Satan!, on this lost forgotten sad thread! Ave Satanas!*













What.. just happened. Is this some kind of science fiction adventure comedy film from the 80's? You can't discern any detail from this barren landscape apart from a distant faint light miles down the road.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2012, 02:04:46 pm by Svarte Troner »
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Tsuchigumo550

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #194 on: September 15, 2012, 08:11:26 am »

Continue down the road at full metal speed.
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.
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