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Create it.

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[SirAaronIII]

Or use the horn to stab Sven later.

[Svarte Troner]

You are now Sven...



You are sitting on a MAROON couch in your apartment, watching the most KVLT show on TV...



You suddenly have the feeling that somewhere there are a bunch of idiots plotting to kill you with the horn of Satan. Meh, it's probably nothing.

[Lillipad]

>Recall band name as being Darkshine Island. Suddenly notice friend sleeping on the floor.

[thatkid]

>Recall band name as being Darkshine Island. Suddenly notice friend sleeping on the floor.

>and contemplate preemptively killing those fools with your OWN horn of Satan.

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Ok.
So we get both bands together, for some final show-down. Instead of a physical battle, they have a fucking kvlt metal battle of the bands. Yeah?

[SirAaronIII]

Sounds good to me.

[Lillipad]

Metalhoof: Darkshine Island adventures.

[The Fool]

>Recall band name as being Darkshine Island. Suddenly notice friend sleeping on the floor.

>and contemplate preemptively killing those fools with your OWN horn of Satan.

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Ok.
So we get both bands together, for some final show-down. Instead of a physical battle, they have a fucking kvlt metal battle of the bands. Yeah?

+1. This is going to be awesome.

[Svarte Troner]

Your drummer Pekka drowsily walks into the room, but what's this!



He's not even wearing his corpse paint! And what's with that silly belt and vest?! This isn't some Thrash band! Pekka runs off to change and returns in much more trve attire. He shaved off that dorky mustache too.



You contemplate murdering those metalpoop pansies, who are far less blasphemous and kvlt than your band: Darkshine Island Darkshine Island! (Quick, someone design a logo!)

[Lillipad]

>Look for a note to mark the beginning of an endless journey of revenge and friendship.

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[Robocorn]

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Blagh my lab conenction doesn't like lillipad's image host,his is'probably nicer than this.

Your victory is inevitable, all that remains is to find an appropriately grim and foreboding peak on which to smite them.

[fungee]

Haha you might not understand much about Japanese bullet hell games but this thread is epic as hell!

I'll just throw it in here in case you don't mind:
1) Perform your own version of 【C81】 東方 Metal - Das Absolute
and/or
2) Consume some

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^Sorry about that couldn't find a bottle that menaces with spikes.

[Lillipad]

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Blagh my lab conenction doesn't like lillipad's image host,his is'probably nicer than this.

Your victory is inevitable, all that remains is to find an appropriately grim and foreboding peak on which to smite them.

Mine is easier to read, but yours looks more like something a black metal band would use.

[fungee]

Suddenly a new challenger appears!

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It's a trashy Finnish speed metal band that consists of angry pre-teens! How will you react?

EDIT2: Resized the image down and "cleaned" it a little bit. It's still crappy like my shopping skills. If you want to make a better one here's the original logo (credits go to some guy nicknamed naphula)

[Svarte Troner]

Suddenly a new challenger appears!

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It's a trashy Finnish speed metal band that consists of angry pre-teens! How will you react?

EDIT2: Resized the image down and "cleaned" it a little bit. It's still crappy like my shopping skills. If you want to make a better one here's the original logo (credits go to some guy nicknamed naphula)

That could be one of Pekka's old bands (minus the pre-teens)! I've got a lot of things planned for Pekka not really.