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Author Topic: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKROx2)  (Read 20371 times)

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #120 on: February 26, 2012, 01:33:48 pm »
>Jari: Consume the rest of the marshmallows and join your kvltsmen in epic battle!
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #121 on: February 26, 2012, 01:38:49 pm »
J> slap the nincompoop kvltsmen awake, then consume the remaining marshmallows while coolly ignoring your comrades.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #122 on: February 26, 2012, 02:55:32 pm »
Quote from: thatkid on February 26, 2012, 01:33:48 pm
>Jari: Consume the rest of the marshmallows and join your kvltsmen in epic battle!
Eat them! IT WILL BE GRIM AND KRIEG!
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #123 on: February 26, 2012, 09:29:37 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on February 26, 2012, 02:55:32 pm
Quote from: thatkid on February 26, 2012, 01:33:48 pm
>Jari: Consume the rest of the marshmallows and join your kvltsmen in epic battle!
Eat them! IT WILL BE GRIM AND KRIEG!
This.

Also happy this forum game is alive again.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #124 on: February 26, 2012, 10:19:03 pm »
Quote from: New Guy on February 26, 2012, 09:29:37 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on February 26, 2012, 02:55:32 pm
Quote from: thatkid on February 26, 2012, 01:33:48 pm
>Jari: Consume the rest of the marshmallows and join your kvltsmen in epic battle!
Eat them! IT WILL BE GRIM AND KRIEG!
This.

Also happy this forum game is alive again.

I wasn't sure if it would be appropriate to necro this after 3 months, but what the hell, I was compelled by the will of Satan what else can I say.

Next update tomorrow, long day at work.
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Quote from: DwarfMeister on May 15, 2012, 02:37:38 am
To put it simply, Dwarf Fortress is the Black Metal of video games.

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #125 on: February 27, 2012, 04:54:41 pm »
Gods damn your better judgement! You consume, in a GRYM and KRIEG way, what you believe is likely uncle Timo's leftover... whatevers.



MEANWHILE IN HELL!!








(Shit, I forgot Jari's goatee...)
To be continued....
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #126 on: February 27, 2012, 04:58:44 pm »
Satanic marshmallows. This is worth it.
>Be the Metalhoof, become rock legends. Rock Satan's face off!
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #127 on: February 27, 2012, 07:54:35 pm »






Huzzah!! Satan is defeated! That's right, you have defeated the Dark Lord himself!!!

You wake all wake up again in the forest, with absolutely nothing accomplished except being reunited with Jari, who is not at all pleased with all the time he's wasted helping you out. Not to mention you are all sick to your stomach.



What will your next move be now that the band is back together?
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #128 on: February 27, 2012, 07:55:43 pm »
>Acquire instruments. It's time to ROCK THE FUCK OUT
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #129 on: February 27, 2012, 08:00:07 pm »
>Acquire Jari in our quest to slay this Sven tool.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #130 on: February 27, 2012, 08:06:09 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on February 27, 2012, 08:00:07 pm
>Acquire Jari in our quest to slay this Sven tool.
Using new demonic powers.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #131 on: February 27, 2012, 08:53:27 pm »
Um, EXCUSE ME?


Somehow gain access to Satan's Spine and create a badass fucking guitar out of it. Fuck the Pick of Destiny, instead play diabolical Metal riffs on your new Demonbone guitar.

Bring a little bit of Satan to every melody ;)
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #132 on: February 27, 2012, 10:32:52 pm »
Little do the others know that Bastiaan isn't just hugging a tree, Jari's marshmallows are still in effect on him...



Back in Hell once more...



What happened to the others?! They just vanished... Now what?



Oops, well, it would be a cool souvenir if you could just return to the real wor-



Huh, wuh... Well that's strange, your colon feels like it's about to implode. Oh well, defecating is for the weak.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #133 on: February 27, 2012, 10:36:55 pm »
>Pocket horn, recall that Sven's upcoming album is called Nekro of the Unsalvaged and curse at the missed opportunity to use that name.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #134 on: February 27, 2012, 10:45:21 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on February 27, 2012, 10:36:55 pm
>Pocket horn, recall that Sven's upcoming album is called Nekro of the Unsalvaged and curse at the missed opportunity to use that name.


Gods dammit... why didn't you think of that first, that bastard has got to pay!



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