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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #90 on: November 20, 2011, 10:16:26 am »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on November 20, 2011, 10:14:38 am
Go on a quest to find a guitar forged in hell, fueled by the souls of the innocent if possible.

While we are here? Why not.
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« Reply #91 on: November 20, 2011, 12:28:01 pm »
For what seems like days, you wander through this labyrinth of molten rock and fire, not a soul to be found. You find a nice boulder to rest by. You think you can see something happening off in the distance, but you're too tired to investigate.


Meanwhile...



"Mitä helvettiä?"





What were those kusipäät doing?
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That metal guy that pops up sometimes in places
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To put it simply, Dwarf Fortress is the Black Metal of video games.

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #92 on: November 21, 2011, 01:13:04 am »
>That guy in hell: Go look for the Devil and challenge him in a DEMONIC SICK METAL RIFFS battle!
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« Reply #93 on: November 21, 2011, 01:23:46 am »
>Jari: Use marshmellows to wake the others, then find out exactly why they were charging through the woods with a battering ram.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #94 on: November 21, 2011, 01:45:40 am »
Temp them with marshmallows while the two fools trek through hell in search of the !!ULTIMATE SOUVENIR!!
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #95 on: November 21, 2011, 01:47:38 am »
This is why battering rams are always terrible ideas, no matter what the circumstance is.

J>Tempt them awake with the smell of delicious Metalhoof brand S'MORES
J>But in all seriousness, call for an ambulance
J>Whilst tempting with Metalhoof brand S'MORES
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #96 on: November 21, 2011, 01:50:04 am »
Forget those guys. Eat the marshmallows yourself; they can have whatever is left when they get up, if they're still alive. Meanwhile, in Hell our heroes will do the obvious but awesome thing and challenge Satan to a rock contest with the ability to return to their bodies on the line... and win.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #97 on: November 21, 2011, 02:02:50 am »
I thirdly agree with the ridiculously stupid idea of challenging SATAN! to a Metal contest, considering how our Metal prowess comes from him.

Oh well. MARCH ON!
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #98 on: November 21, 2011, 05:31:35 am »
Quote from: Ehndras on November 21, 2011, 02:02:50 am
Challenge SATAN! to a Metal contest

Yes.

Also offer to sell Sven's soul to SATAN! (possibly before/after 'acquiring' a guitar forged in hell)
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« Reply #99 on: November 21, 2011, 07:57:15 am »
No. We can win the guitar forged in hell in a duel. Isn't it that the winner keeps the others instrument?

>Find satan for a metal contest for Sven's soul.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #100 on: November 21, 2011, 05:11:44 pm »
I'm gonna be busy for a few days, so don't expect an update until about Thursday-ish. Don't worry, this is too fun for me at least to abandon :D
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That metal guy that pops up sometimes in places
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« Reply #101 on: November 21, 2011, 05:57:32 pm »
Jari: Listen to some Pagan Metal. Decide that you like it better than Death Metal. Pray to Tuoni to return the souls of those two tyhmä bändikaverit of yours.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #102 on: November 22, 2011, 07:47:39 am »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on November 21, 2011, 05:57:32 pm
Jari: Listen to some Pagan Metal
What Pagan metal? You mean Skyclad? or Bathory? or some Celtic metal bands that had demos floating around in Ireland? Because it's 1994.

Alternatively
Jari:Be the metal viking.
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« Reply #103 on: November 22, 2011, 07:50:09 am »
In any case, Jari, decide that you like paganism better than satanism.
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« Reply #104 on: November 23, 2011, 05:33:03 pm »
Eh, who the fuck cares about those dicks, you've got marshmallows and a tape player that with some Pagan Metal on. Hmm.. Pagan Metal... You used to play in some band witha bunch of Ukrainians in it. It was called Perun's Celestial Silver or something like that. You should get back together with those guys.... (Jari is lost in nostalgia for one turn)


Meanwhile in Hell....

A faint noise echoes from the distance. It beckons you into some kind of tunnel... There's something at the end!! Investigate?
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Quote from: Haspen on January 31, 2013, 06:59:37 pm
That metal guy that pops up sometimes in places
Quote from: DwarfMeister on May 15, 2012, 02:37:38 am
To put it simply, Dwarf Fortress is the Black Metal of video games.
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