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[Svarte Troner]

One of you get's the great idea of chopping down a tree and carving it into a battering ram of Satan!. Mikko adds the final touch.


You charge over the hill at breakneck speed and to your surprise you see Jari reclining at his campfire enjoying some roasted marshmallows!.

[Lillipad]

>Curve to the right to avoid Jari.
>Curse Sven for nearly causing another one of your hatepals to die.

[The Fool]

>Curve to the right to avoid Jari.
>Curse Sven for nearly causing another one of your hatepals to die.

This.

[Ehndras]

Agreed.


Actually, if we instantly drop the siege ram we can roll away and the ram will never come even close to hitting Jari.

OR

We can just try to circle around and just bust our asses painfully. Then have marshmallows.

[The Fool]

We can just try to circle around and just bust our asses painfully. Then have marshmallows.[/b]

I'd rather do this. I want Sven to feel the wrath of the battering ram. If we drop it it might end up in the fire.

[SeriousConcentrate]

We could also try this:

Angle the battering ram downwards and use it like an oversized vaulter's pole. Do a flip in the air and land headbanging.

With any luck the weapon will stick in the ground where we put it and Jari will be so impressed he'll give us s'mores. The marshmallow making up the s'mores will be black of course and the graham crackers will have small images of ram's skulls on them. Afterwards, we'll have a third person to lug our battering ram around.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Stab the ram into the fire - enough kinetic force should smash down on it to throw fire everywhere, kinda like an explosion.

Grab Jari and make him join your cause in hunting down Sven.  See if he knows anything.

Don't even look back.

Burn motherf%$ker burn.

[Trapezohedron]

>Thrust the log straight down into the ground, and use it to pole vault across the bonfire.

>Leap like a ninja, and prepare to show off with your axe as you land.

[Svarte Troner]

You angle away from Jari to avoid him whilst tilting the log down into the ground. This is your best idea as of late.











Where the HELL are you?! Will you assume the role of Jari in order to save your friends?

[Kestrel_6]

Yes

[Ottofar]

>Look around.

[The Fool]

>Find the owner of this metal haven, and make a deal.

[Yoink]

>Jari: Wield your marshmallow-roasting stick as a metal weapon (in lieu of your guitar) and try to work out what the hell your bandmates were doing out here, and what the hell just happened to them. Whilst stroking your (almost satan-like) goatee thoughtfully.

[Robocorn]

>Get mistaken for somebody far less kvlt in hell

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[DinosaurusRex_x]

Go on a quest to find a guitar forged in hell, fueled by the souls of the innocent if possible.