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[SeriousConcentrate]

Wake Mikko up by screaming in his ear, metal style. You need his guitar work to take down Sven.

[Trapezohedron]

>Ditch Mikko, then go back to the car and elect yourself as the Mayor of Metallequestria, a city of cars and scrap.
>Regret not taking your War Wizard Gear with you, and regret not chopping Mikko's head off as a sign that only the strongest, and the chosen ones of the power of metal are allowed to venture forth into the small city of Metallequestria.
>Wail at the open sky and declare war against the evil forces of Sven!

[Lillipad]

I'll abandon the idea of ponies, but the grandmother complex shall be left up for debate at a later time.

>Use Mikko-corpse/not-corpse as shield.
>Drag the glorious Mikko living shield into the hunt for Sven.
>Contemplate the meaning of the French language whilst hunting Sven down with Glorious Mikko Corpse.

[Svarte Troner]

You howl Satanic incantations at the dread winter moon in hopes to revive your fallen comrade!





Satan! is apparently pleased with you tonight for Mikko has RISEN FROM THE DEAD!

You continue your trek through the woods for a few hours until you come upon a clearing. You can see black smoke rising just over a hill ahead. It could be Sven!

[SeriousConcentrate]

Cut down a tree that you and Mikko can reasonably carry. Carve your band logo into the front and various iconography into the trunk, then lift it as a battering ram and charge that smoke! If Sven is there, ram him!

[Trapezohedron]

Cut down a tree that you and Mikko can reasonably carry. Carve your band logo into the front and various iconography into the trunk, then lift it as a battering ram and charge that smoke! If Sven is there, ram him!

This, but trim the log so that the charging side of it is edged. Stab Sven with great prejudice!

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Sneak to the top of the hill and spy

[SeriousConcentrate]

Cut down a tree that you and Mikko can reasonably carry. Carve your band logo into the front and various iconography into the trunk, then lift it as a battering ram and charge that smoke! If Sven is there, ram him!

This, but trim the log so that the charging side of it is edged. Stab Sven with great prejudice!

Oh yeah, good idea. Go all Vlad the Impaler on Sven! ^^^ Also bonus points for having METALHOOF carved into the pointy end of a giant wooden stake.

[The Fool]

Sneak to the top of the hill and spy

While carving the portable spiked ram of doom.

[Ehndras]

Agreed.

Sneak to the top of the hill to spy while carving the METALHOOF THORN OF SATAN! siege ram.

[Lillipad]

>Carve Metalhoof Wooden Appendage of Stabs of satan, meanwhile cursing Sven for forcing you to kill Mikko and turn him into a zombie/temporary shield.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

We should use the hill to our advantage - sharpen the ends of the braches on the metalhoof tree and use it as a death bringing rolling spiked cylinder of doom.

[Lillipad]

That wouldn't work. The branches don't cover the whole tree, and even if they did, every single branch would need to be carved into a tiny little nub of pointy inconvenience for the branches to not break entirely from the rolling.

[The Fool]

We should use the hill to our advantage - sharpen the ends of the braches on the metalhoof tree and use it as a death bringing rolling spiked cylinder of doom.

But a portable battle ram is so much more metal than a rolling log, even if it is carved with the symbols of satan.

[Ehndras]

We should use the hill to our advantage - sharpen the ends of the braches on the metalhoof tree and use it as a death bringing rolling spiked cylinder of doom.

But a portable battle ram is so much more metal than a rolling log, even if it is carved with the symbols of satan.

Aye.

I still say we emulate Vlad and impale whoever's down there.