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[Ehndras]

Don't bother with stop lights.

Full speed.

Ram your shitbox car through Sven's f%$king front door.

I second this, actually. Despite the incriminating evidence and damage making our escape difficult, it'll be interesting to see the look on his face when the INFERNAL CHARIOT blasts through his living room wall and we proceed to remove a few limbs of his before writing a pseudo-satanic ritual on the wall.

[Lillipad]

>By the power of ponies, hunt Sven down.
>Get a call from grandma while hunting Sven down.
>Continue hunting Sven down while talking to grandma on the phone.

[Yoink]

>By the power of ponies, hunt Sven down.
>Get a call from grandma while hunting Sven down.
>Continue hunting Sven down while talking to grandma on the phone.

>With the speakers still meltin' faces at full blast, of course.

[Trapezohedron]

>By the power of ponies, hunt Sven down.
>Get a call from grandma while hunting Sven down.
>Continue hunting Sven down while talking to grandma on the phone.

>With the speakers still meltin' faces at full blast, of course.

>While playing a seatbelt solo on your seatar.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Seatar Kamakazi is alls we needs to do here.

Is worthy new song for album, yes?

[Svarte Troner]

>Mikko: play a trve kvlt seatbelt solo.

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You are my hero.

Yes. And crank the deluxe sub-woofers as we drive through town. Wait, the reason we have a shitty car is 'cause we spent it all on speakers and such, right? Right?!

And in response to the conversation, personally I love most metal, but really hate screamo. Still, the outfits are cool, and this forum adventure doesn't have sound, so yay!

Do you know anything about Black Metal?     The infernal chariot comes equipped with a broken 8 track from 1971. How the hell would a band as KVLT as Metalhoof get money anyway.
Screamo isn't even remotely related to Metal, let alone black metal..

Soittakaa Paranoid.

Sorry, I don't speak Somali. I do speak some Finnish however. 
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After getting through morning rush hour traffic and a leisurely drive into the woods, you arrive at Sven's shitty old cabin in the middle of nowhere.

After a quick minute of deliberating over how to make your glorious entrance, Mikko hatches a suitably necro plan:






The impact has managed to send both of you careening through the windshield (Mikko never actually fastened his seatbelt, he was busy using it for more important things), albeit with no major injuries (you do something like this at least once during your live performances anyway).



Mikko seems to be knocked out, and Sven is nowhere in sight... In case you were wondering, the Infernal Chariot is out of commission, now serving Satan! in car Hell. You could search the cabin or even run out into the woods dressed like wizards.

[Lillipad]

>Be the Pony Wizard.
>Make Sven pay for killing Mikko.
>Ignore the fact that it is known by self that Mikko is only knocked out.
>Also ignore fact that this was totally our own fault.

[Ehndras]

...Grab the battleaxe from the battered trunk and HUNT THE PANSY DOWN.

[The Fool]

>Dress like wizards, using the war axe as a magical staff. Run into the forest looking for Sven.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Steal Sven's drugs ands/ors booze, then drinks the booze drugs and finds him!

[Svarte Troner]

You take a moment to regret not taking your wizard gear:



It makes your corpse paint run just thinking of how Sven got away with killing Mikko. That bastard will inevitably feel the wrath of Satan!.

You manage to salvage a battle axe from the trunk of the Infernal Chariot, and you head off into the woods.


To be continued.

[Lillipad]

>Imagine self as Metalhoof Pony Wizard while hunting Sven down.
>Receive call from grandma.
>Tell grandma to stop asking what you want to eat for dinner, you're busy hunting Sven down.

[Ehndras]

...Black Metal, not Pink Ponies.

Build a makeshift wooden bonfire to send our comrade to Valhalla just outside Dickhead's shack, but don't actually put him on it. Set it on fire. Use the gasoline from our car's tank to light a trail and set the house on !!FIRE!!

Watch. Laugh. Enjoy.

Then, go find SVEN.

[Lillipad]

Nothing's more metal than a hardcore satanist with a grandmother complex and pony obsession who selectively obeys the law.

[Svarte Troner]

Nothing's more metal than a hardcore satanist with a grandmother complex and pony obsession who selectively obeys the law.

There will never be ponies in this thread unless their corpses are being devoured by Satan's minions 

How the hell is grandma going to call us when we don't have a cell phone (1994 remember)?!