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Author Topic: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKROx2)  (Read 20327 times)

Svarte Troner

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #165 on: March 24, 2012, 03:27:02 pm »
Much better.
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Quote from: Haspen on January 31, 2013, 06:59:37 pm
That metal guy that pops up sometimes in places
Quote from: DwarfMeister on May 15, 2012, 02:37:38 am
To put it simply, Dwarf Fortress is the Black Metal of video games.

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #166 on: March 24, 2012, 03:31:02 pm »
>Resolve to hunt down that other band, and slay them in the most humiliating way possible: Locking them in a sauna.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #167 on: April 01, 2012, 11:32:54 am »
Spoiler: WARNING, HUGE UPDATE (click to show/hide)

Dammit, I knew I forgot Sven and satan....
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Quote from: Haspen on January 31, 2013, 06:59:37 pm
That metal guy that pops up sometimes in places
Quote from: DwarfMeister on May 15, 2012, 02:37:38 am
To put it simply, Dwarf Fortress is the Black Metal of video games.

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #168 on: April 05, 2012, 11:15:41 am »
Cant wait for next update.
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Quote from: DarkWolfXV on July 19, 2012, 12:21:31 pm
Quote from: DJ on July 19, 2012, 09:06:28 am
Goats will ignore your grass and eat the neighbours' roses. They're just evil bastards like that.
Probably thats why they are used with pentagrams on covers of Satanic Black Metal albums.
BURNING SHIT AND EATING ROOSESSSSSS DDOFOFAOAARRRAHYYYE

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #169 on: April 29, 2012, 10:36:26 pm »
One of these days, I'll give this an actual update. Maybe tomorrow.
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Quote from: Haspen on January 31, 2013, 06:59:37 pm
That metal guy that pops up sometimes in places
Quote from: DwarfMeister on May 15, 2012, 02:37:38 am
To put it simply, Dwarf Fortress is the Black Metal of video games.

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #170 on: April 30, 2012, 04:11:27 am »
Just do it tonight.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #171 on: April 30, 2012, 08:19:33 pm »


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT SAUNAS



SUDDENLY



Your watch starts ringing!!
It's been 666 minutes... Since what?... Oh yeah:



Those metalpoop pansies owe you a guitar!

Back to Metalhoof! Away!



"So, uh, mikä tämä?" Jari proclaims. "Uhhh, one of Satan's hjorns?" Bastiaan replies.



"You.. You killed Satan!!?!"


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I totally did not steal Mikko's facial expression in the last panel from anyone.  :P
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That metal guy that pops up sometimes in places
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To put it simply, Dwarf Fortress is the Black Metal of video games.

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #172 on: April 30, 2012, 08:30:38 pm »
>Fondly recall usurping Satan's throne to terrible music
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #173 on: May 01, 2012, 04:47:35 pm »
>Umm... Nevermind, lets kill those posers with almighty infernal nekro kvlt uber saitanic black metuhlz horn of satan we just got by killing... Nevermind.
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Quote from: DarkWolfXV on July 19, 2012, 12:21:31 pm
Quote from: DJ on July 19, 2012, 09:06:28 am
Goats will ignore your grass and eat the neighbours' roses. They're just evil bastards like that.
Probably thats why they are used with pentagrams on covers of Satanic Black Metal albums.
BURNING SHIT AND EATING ROOSESSSSSS DDOFOFAOAARRRAHYYYE

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #174 on: May 01, 2012, 07:02:30 pm »
DESTROY them.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #175 on: May 02, 2012, 12:55:59 pm »
Kill them with THIS song.
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Quote from: DarkWolfXV on July 19, 2012, 12:21:31 pm
Quote from: DJ on July 19, 2012, 09:06:28 am
Goats will ignore your grass and eat the neighbours' roses. They're just evil bastards like that.
Probably thats why they are used with pentagrams on covers of Satanic Black Metal albums.
BURNING SHIT AND EATING ROOSESSSSSS DDOFOFAOAARRRAHYYYE

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #176 on: May 02, 2012, 01:46:33 pm »
Set off on a journey to take over Satan's throne.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #177 on: May 02, 2012, 04:47:15 pm »


"MIKKO! You were the one who killed Satan, je dom klootzak!"



"VOI PERKELE, would you two stop bickering like pieniä lapsia, and get over it!! So Saatana is dead and it's all Mikko's fault... But what the fuck is going on! I was eating marshmallows before you pricks came and ruined everything... Oi Jumalauta! Karhu kusi! Paska marjoja! VITTU!!!.... (Jari is stuck swearing for 1 turn, while Mikko and Bastiaan are arguing)

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"Ok ok, saunas are alright. Now let's go find that guitar!"



You arrive at Metalpoop's lame store:

But the door won't open...

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Quote from: Haspen on January 31, 2013, 06:59:37 pm
That metal guy that pops up sometimes in places
Quote from: DwarfMeister on May 15, 2012, 02:37:38 am
To put it simply, Dwarf Fortress is the Black Metal of video games.

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #178 on: May 02, 2012, 04:55:19 pm »
Melt the door with gutbusting facemelt kvlt shredder solo.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKRO)
« Reply #179 on: May 02, 2012, 05:01:38 pm »
Get back in the car, put in a CD of a gutbusting facemelt kvlt shredder solo while you carefully back up, and then drive through the door at top speed.
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