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Author Topic: You are a Black Metal Musician! (NEKROx2)  (Read 20368 times)

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #105 on: November 23, 2011, 05:39:04 pm »
>Investigate.

Why not?
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« Reply #106 on: November 23, 2011, 05:40:40 pm »
INVESTIGATE.

Also, eat marshmallow then poke the two idiots with the stick.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #107 on: November 23, 2011, 05:50:53 pm »
Quote from: Ehndras on November 23, 2011, 05:40:40 pm
INVESTIGATE.

Also, eat marshmallow then poke the two idiots with the stick.

QUICKEDIT: No, wait, Jari's unavailable 'cause he's thinking... Just Investigate then.
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« Reply #108 on: November 23, 2011, 07:09:35 pm »
>Investigate with wild abandon.
J>Stay lost in the wonderful, terrible memories.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #109 on: November 25, 2011, 05:12:39 pm »
You press onward. At the end of the tunnel upon a Darkthrone sits the Dark Lord Ov Hell himself.



"HALT!... SPEAK!"

He roars! The very fabric of your soul quivers in fear of his awesome power!
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That metal guy that pops up sometimes in places
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To put it simply, Dwarf Fortress is the Black Metal of video games.

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #110 on: November 26, 2011, 12:08:16 am »
Jari: Put roasted marshmallows in each of those idiots mouths.

Bastiaan and Mikko: Shuffle your feet nervously and stutter.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #111 on: November 26, 2011, 12:11:53 am »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on November 26, 2011, 12:08:16 am
Jari: Put roasted marshmallows in each of those idiots mouths.

Do that, but:

Bastiaan and Mikko: Steal the pitchfork, somehow fashion it into a guitar - possibly through sheer force of will - and rock his face off. We are metal, after all.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #112 on: November 28, 2011, 05:01:04 pm »
"Syö tämä... Kansalaiset, on uusi huume Suomessa! Se ei ole alkoholia, ei tupakkaa, eikä heroiinin tai kannabiksen ... se on vaahtokaramelli!"



Hopefully your marshmallow magic will awaken your fellow kvltsmen.

Meanwhile....





Satan looks constipated down on you in Hellish Fury! (your 2nd album)

Are you sure you want to steal the unholy pitchfork of Satan?

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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #113 on: November 28, 2011, 05:13:20 pm »
J>Play the Marshmallow Magic song whilst filling their mouths with marshmallows
>Look for another pitchfork to steal instead of this one; said pitchfork must be equally demonic, if not more than
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« Reply #114 on: November 28, 2011, 09:13:15 pm »
Yeah - Bastiaan and Mikko, run and look for his Unholiness's weapon locker, and play upon the Trident Moste Tainted!
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (Nekro)
« Reply #115 on: February 26, 2012, 12:19:07 am »
Alright, I think 3 months is enough time for me to think of what to draw next.  :o
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You two notice a conveniently located UNHOLY WEAPON LOCKER OF SATAN! over there:


You open the door and peer inside:


Wait, this place looks familiar...



It's your basement! That must have just been a dream... Wait what? ....

You were in a forest... and Jari...... What the Hell is going on? This must be some sort of alternate, sub-Hell... Limbo-Purgatory type place...Or something.
What do you do?!?
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #116 on: February 26, 2012, 12:32:37 am »
>Oh my kvlt, pinch cheeks. Search for My Little Metalhoof album.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #117 on: February 26, 2012, 12:33:09 am »
>Retrieve weapons from wall. Slay Satan and assume his place, unless he gives you a guitar forged from the very souls of the damned.
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician!
« Reply #118 on: February 26, 2012, 12:42:18 am »
Quote from: thatkid on February 26, 2012, 12:33:09 am
>Retrieve weapons from wall. Slay Satan and assume his place, unless he gives you a guitar forged from the very souls of the damned.

Then we will go on an epic quest to enslave humanity. It could work. :P
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Re: You are a Black Metal Musician! (Nekro!)
« Reply #119 on: February 26, 2012, 12:46:34 pm »
You and Mikko grab some weapons and prepare for AN UNHOLY SATANIC BATTLE OF THE GODS SATAN!



Mikko embellishes a bit too much with the armor, but he figures it's suitable for a Black Metal War!.



Mikko charges headlong into a battle of trve Satanic Darkness!

......

You are now Jari momentarily. Apparently, the marshmallows have sent your friends into some sort of sleep-walking trance type thing...


Where did you get those marshmallows?



Those weren't marshmallows! That was perunamuusi from last easter!
Or could they have been uncle Timo's dreaded mustamakkara? That stuff has been known to have psychedelic effects...



Who knows what would happen if you were to eat some....



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