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King DZA

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #180 on: November 22, 2011, 09:28:40 pm »

Nonsense! Such ideas are a thing of fairy tales, it could never be expected to work!

You're madmen! Madmen I say!
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #181 on: November 22, 2011, 09:36:17 pm »

Nonsense! Such ideas are a thing of fairy tales, it could never be expected to work!

You're madmen! Madmen I say!

Both are being done... WE'RE DOOMED.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #182 on: November 22, 2011, 09:59:11 pm »

Books can't be weaponized; they aren't implemented yet.
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« Reply #183 on: November 22, 2011, 09:59:28 pm »

If you hit someone, your fingers touched them. So did your arm, your cells, your body... These things are a part of you. When you weaponize anything that is part of the world, you weaponize the world. Especially when you use natural forces, like magma.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #184 on: November 22, 2011, 10:01:37 pm »

Books can't be weaponized; they aren't implemented yet.

I just realised, the author didn't say it had to be in DF.

He said can you think of anything that cannot be weaponized.
NOTHING can be weaponized. As in actual nothing. Not nothing. Infinite negative ftw.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #185 on: November 22, 2011, 10:02:57 pm »

Anti-matter is a thing. Lots of funky sci-fi gadgets can utilize it.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #186 on: November 22, 2011, 10:03:51 pm »

Anti-matter is a thing. Lots of funky sci-fi gadgets can utilize it.

Yes well Anti-matter isn't NOTHING now is it?

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« Reply #187 on: November 22, 2011, 10:05:00 pm »

It's as close to nothing as I can think of. You can also use the "empty space" solution; having a pit filled with "nothing" is a pit indeed.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #188 on: November 22, 2011, 10:06:08 pm »

It's as close to nothing as I can think of. You can also use the "empty space" solution; having a pit filled with "nothing" is a pit indeed.

A pit filled with nothing is an empty pit, not NOTHING. Deprehrpehrpehpty.

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« Reply #189 on: November 22, 2011, 10:08:48 pm »

Is empty equivalent to nothing? Also, do you consider null to be nothing?

Soap can be made from demons. In the future, we can have demonic squirrel that burns the skin off of dwarves. Also, normal soap stops injured dwarves from dieing, allowing for their continued use.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #190 on: November 22, 2011, 10:11:06 pm »

Well I think NOTHING is a weird one, due to the anything rule.

Anything = Nothing? ::)

Anyways. Weaponize grammar.

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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #191 on: November 22, 2011, 10:22:19 pm »

Trick question.  Grammar does not exist yet.
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Re: A Challenge
« Reply #192 on: November 22, 2011, 10:26:49 pm »

Wait, it doesn't have to be DF related? Well hell, time to get this shit started:

The past.

A single dust particle.

The very bottom of the deepest ocean.

Philosophy.

A coma.

My little brother's goldfish.

The faint scent of roses.

All of existence simultaneously.

Those flower cloud things in Spongebob Squarepants.

Enlightenment.

My reflection.

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« Reply #193 on: November 22, 2011, 10:56:56 pm »

The past Knowledge of the past, especially the battles that took place in it, is very important for being a commander.

A single dust particle Hmm... I suppose a very tiny enemy could choke on it? Maybe you're fighting... evil bugs.

The very bottom of the deepest ocean Send your enemies there, see how quickly they pop.

Philosophy Existential crises are good for distracting weak willed foes.

A coma That's a golden opportunity to inflict damage. It's also the end result of some damage. Though a person in a coma can be used as a bodily weapon, they'll be less likely to complain too.

My little brother's goldfish Someone phobic of fish could fear it. You can also use it to catch a slightly larger fish and work your way up to leviathan, and use that. Also, SURPRISE FISH THROW ATTACK.

The faint scent of roses Against a womanizer, they could be lured in to see what it is... that slight, beautiful fragrance... as they push apart the silk drapes, to ravish the woman who wears the scent, knife to the face.

All of existence simultaneously A subject of something still counts as weaponizing the root. Otherwise, you could say the "big bang" was this. Utilize a big bang against an enemy?

Those flower cloud things in Spongebob Squarepants Show them to stoners. Woah man, woah. Loyalty from them, unless they're your target. In which case, kill them while they talk about how it symbolizes government.

Enlightenment I can become enlightened to ways to murder people. I can also use it to ascend to godhood and punish the infidels of Earth.

My reflection A lot of horror/suspense sequences have someone seeing their reflection and punching it. A fun house makes a nice place to kill someone.
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« Reply #194 on: November 22, 2011, 11:08:38 pm »

Nothing can be weaponized through a thorough application of illogical logic. Matter is something, anti-matter is the opposite of matter, and therefore nothing.
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